playskoolpimp

Well today I got to tell a Grocery store clerk to mind her own business.

I have been counting calories for a few weeks now, and I can say I have lost 10 pounds. YIPEEE!!!!!!!!!!! In order to do so I have been eating lean cuisine and healthy choice entrees, so I can count calories easier and get portion size undercontrol.

Well today I went to the grocery store, and they had lean cuisine on sale, so me being the cheap bastard that I am stocked up on my fav dinners. Here is the converstation between me and the cashier.

Cashier: How are you today?
Me: Fine, thank you.
Cashier: "looks like someone doesn't like to cook?"
Me: No I have been counting calories and this makes it easier.
Me: Oh so you like to cook easy stuff then:
Me: No I have been counting calories, and quite frankly what I eat is none of you damn business....

Needless to say she didn't say anything else as she rang me out.

HEHEHE..I love doin that..she was just trying to be funny about something that shouldn't be, I thouroughly enjoyed slamming the door in her face..

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