I am trying to finish this FINAL FINAL FINAL paper before I graduate with an MFA at the end of the year, but alas, I am the King of Procrastination this weekend, and going on 3PM Sunday I am a mere 3 pages into this mess of 10 pages + plus.
FUCK ME.
I don't know what my problem is. I blame it on a "burnout" theory. But that's horseshit and I know it.
I researched a ton yesterday and woke up early to start writing. I fell asleep and dreamt the greatest dream I could ever have: getting it on with two women. So, before I could even get deeply into it (ahem), my buddy Jacob called me up and saved the day.
Still...
I have written one page since then. What I've accomplished in the meantime: DL'd new music by Danielson and Beirut, showered, ate a bagel and cleaned the kitchen.
Somebody shoot me.
FUCK ME.
I don't know what my problem is. I blame it on a "burnout" theory. But that's horseshit and I know it.
I researched a ton yesterday and woke up early to start writing. I fell asleep and dreamt the greatest dream I could ever have: getting it on with two women. So, before I could even get deeply into it (ahem), my buddy Jacob called me up and saved the day.
Still...
I have written one page since then. What I've accomplished in the meantime: DL'd new music by Danielson and Beirut, showered, ate a bagel and cleaned the kitchen.
Somebody shoot me.




I HATE, no ABHOR papers, especially when they are 10+ pages. I have a 20 page paper due at the end of the semester.
You can do it! It's your FINAL FINAL FINAL paper, at least you have that going for you!