fuck temple.
I got columbia knocking at my door.
I got columbia knocking at my door.
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I got an email today from Temple giving me an application fee waiver. I don't know if that is common or what, but it made me feel like hot shit. They're all, "Come on, Plastic, come apply here. We want you deep inside our hallowed halls so bad!"
I guess I ought to apply. Not like it'll cost me anything, and Philly is a cool...
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cosyne:
I looked at your profile pic and barfed. Thanks a bunch.
imagoldfish:
Heh heh. Ok, so I thought you should change the profile pic, but now I'm thinking you should DEFINITELY KEEP IT.
171, bitches! 99th percentile in the house! 
imagoldfish:
BAM!!!!
Yesterday my roommates found a puppy, it was a little skinny black spazdog that looked like a cross between a black lab and a dachshund. It slept on my bed. My roommates let it out again this morning so it would find its way back home, but it just hung around until I left for work later on. It was raining, and I could see...
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I am going to be in the 'D' (etroit) from December 31st to Jan 4th. I want anyone and everyone who is cool and/or hot in the area to post here and tell me what is going on on new year's.
mk700c:
feck, I'm going to be out jet-setting from the 31st-6th.
you're not coming back for Christmas? Hows that UM application going?
you're not coming back for Christmas? Hows that UM application going?
imagoldfish:
dude, ain't shit going on in that broke-down ho' of a city. you know where you need to be on new year's...
Wish me luck.
imagoldfish:
You're awesome. I'll bet you totally kicked some ass. You should call me and tell me all about it.
misstyrios:
Look who's back!
imagoldfish:
way to crash my computer, jerkface. what was i supposed to see?
LO! I HAVE RETURNED!
imagoldfish:
LO!
I am on my way out, brother and sisters. It's been real.
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imagoldfish:
well, Plastic does have a lot more friends...
plastic:
LO! I HAVE RETURNED!
Have you ever read 'Preacher', by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon? You should.
someone in NHS posted this about the applying for a job at Kaplan thing, I thought it might be of use to you:
splixx said:
I don't work there anymore but it's an alright place to work in most cities and the best thing is that the job travels with you if you move to a city with any kind of decent college.
the interview---
You have to teach the other applicants something for 5 minutes. Anything not academic. I did "How to dye your hair". People do "How to run a marathon" all the time.
Tips--
-Most people with teaching experience do a good job,
-STAY WITHIN THE 5 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
not a 100 percent necessity but it'll give you an edge on people who don't
-CALL ON PEOPLE--you get judged on participation
-IT'S OK TO GO IN LOOKING LIKE A FREAK--I did.
-WRITE ON THE BOARD.
-DON"T TEACH A RECIPE--they get that all the time
-DON"T DO MASSAGE--they won't let you touch each other
if you have any questions about Kaplan, ask, i am the total fucking expert.