I have the biggest fucking headache ever! 
I hate groupies. The boy had a show Sunday and all the stupid little girls were all over him after. I left because I just can't watch that. I can't get mad about it though... I guess it comes with the territory.
The other night we were over at my sister house and I passed out with a glass of red wine in my hand. The boy saw it, but figured if I started to spill it he'd catch it. Well, I woke up at about 4:30 and was soaking wet. I couldn't figure out why so I woke him up. He ended up passing out and forgetting about my wine. I went in the bathroom and my entire right leg of my jeans was purple, my panties were purple, and come to find out the right leg of his pants was purple.
Tip- Do not fall asleep with a big ass glass of red wine in your hand... You and everyone around you will turn purple.
I hate groupies. The boy had a show Sunday and all the stupid little girls were all over him after. I left because I just can't watch that. I can't get mad about it though... I guess it comes with the territory.
The other night we were over at my sister house and I passed out with a glass of red wine in my hand. The boy saw it, but figured if I started to spill it he'd catch it. Well, I woke up at about 4:30 and was soaking wet. I couldn't figure out why so I woke him up. He ended up passing out and forgetting about my wine. I went in the bathroom and my entire right leg of my jeans was purple, my panties were purple, and come to find out the right leg of his pants was purple.
Tip- Do not fall asleep with a big ass glass of red wine in your hand... You and everyone around you will turn purple.
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On the other hand, maybe you need a pet groupie-eater. or a large bowl of piranhas...