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Hey everyone!!

My and Beavis_H_Christ 's
band plays this Thursday night the 15th at THE KLINIC bar on Park Street. We encourage fistfights, profanity, ass spanking, nudity, drunkenness, and any other form of inappropriate and offending behavior at our shows. We also like it when people buy us shots and girls throw their panties up on stage. wink
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devil_bitch:
If only I was in Madison. Just remember that it's not officially a success until the cops are called and fire dept shows up. EL SUICIDO LOCO
sensitiveprick:
i'm sorry...i don't remember i was drunk...but i think yiou guys really sounded good smile

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I got nice and loaded on the 4th!!! Attempted to play guitar but instead ended up huggin the toilet. Shiznit that hasn't happened to me in a LONG time.
puke Damn just cant hang like I used to.
Hate to disappoint but I must cut this entry short so I can watch someone get pulled over in front of the house......heheheheheh. Someones getting in some trouble...and...
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Seen alot of poetry on this site, so here's my 2 cents.

OCEAN OF RED

WE ARE ALL THE WALKING WOUNDED
STARVING FOR SOMETHING OUT OF REACH
WANTING TO DISSAPEAR IN THE MOMENT
BUT WATCHING FROM UNDER THE ICE.
HEAR US NOW.WERE CRYING OUT
HEAR US NOW.WERE CRYING OUT

WHATS INSIDE
WANTS TO COME ALIVE
CAN YOU HEAR IT CALLING

IVE TRIED TO WHISPER TO...
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horus73:
Ok, yeah- it was a joke, played on to me, and I now feel the need to try it out on others-and the punchline should be:

You(or whomever you're telling the story to)ask: 'What was in the bag?'

To which you reply:

'None of your fucking business'

It was bad, I'm sorry-I got userlame on that one a while back...
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Ive picked up hitchhikers in the past but never did it myself before. Actually it was not so bad at all
Anyone with any hitchhiking stories to share please do.
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mistermocha:
Well when you make it here, know you've got a place to stay. My couch is always open to you.
horus73:
A hitchhiker story-I got one for you.

I was riding to the east side of Madison, from Sun Prairie, and hadn't yet left town when I saw a man standing on the side of the on ramp to 151.

I wouldn't normally pick up a hitchhiker, but-he was carrying a large military duffel bag. My roommate is in the military, and I thought, why not-if he's a soldier or in the military, he must be all right. So I proceeded to pick him up.

He put the duffel bag(sack) in the back seat, and I asked him how far he was going, he assured me, as far as I could take him into Madison.

I tried to start off a conversation with him, and my first thought was that bag. So I asked him, what's in the bag? To which he so kindly responded 'None of your fucking business!'.

I couldn't believe it, here I was picking this guy up, doing him a favor, and he says that to me. So I apologize-though I don't think I'm wrong by asking him that question, and try to steer the conversation a bit. I asked him if he was in the military(because of the bag, I thought), but he wasn't. This really peaked my curiousity about his bag-so I decided to ask him again-"If you're not in th military, what do you have in that bag?", and again, this prick says the same thing "None of your fucking business!"

I stopped talking at that point, and I want this guy out of the car. I pulled over to the nearest gas station, and tell him I have to get gas. He says thats fine, he has to use the bathroom anyway. Before he left the car though, I felt compelled to apologize again about offending him, so I told him "Look, I wasn't trying to be nosey, I was just curious about the bag is all", and he says to me "Well, it's none of your fucking business", and he walks to the bathroom inside.

I said fuck it, I'm ditching this asshole while he's inside. It wasn't until later though, I noticed that I had left with his bag still in my back seat...
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I got a place, I got place!!! And it's all mine. I'm gona make it all girly and stuff and theirs nothing anyone can say about it. tongue


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mistermocha:
Yaay!! Come make my place girly...

Thanks for the love... I needed that smile

3 weeks at mom's with no car? I can imagine it at my end, and that isn't pretty at all. My thoughts are with you.
cloudsinthesky:
i'll come over and draw huge penises all over your walls. see how you like that. i wanna see your band, when are you playin? we're at the annex july 9th and the high noon saloon on the 31st. talk to you lata
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Horay...my band is going to recording two new songs on Friday and im so fucking excited. They are by far my two favorite songs,this will be a treat. I've better rest my voice up, thank god I don't telemarket anymore. Last time we recorded I had to work the phones for 7 hours the next day, I could barely talk for about a week after....
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horus73:
Sounds like your life is good-and yes, the weather outside yesterday and today is nice. I think summer is finally peaking it's head around the corner...
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Got a weekend job at Hot Topic. Dosen't really pay much but the discount will make stay a while!
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horus73:
East or West? I know a girl at the east side, if you're there-you're in good shape, she's very nice...
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I've just noticed something about myself lately. Even when I try to be good trouble of some kind seems to find me. Can't get into the details, but this is gona be interesting! wink

Went camping this weekend at Devils Lake. It fucking poured rain and soaked everything Saturday night. Good thing I was at the local redneck bar earlier getting good and boozed up! Now...
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horus73:
Yeah, despite my efforts, I can't seem to avoid bad luck. Maybe it's just the way I look at it though. I think I'm a good person, but fate apparently doesn't...
pixietrash:
Yeah, having sex with a brand new person while you have someone @ home who loves you alot is very impowering!!!! biggrin