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God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.

-Voltaire (the one who lived during the 1700s)
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15 Days until hockey season starts... yeah I like hockey. Fuck you.
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tomahto:
man, that sucks.
freckle:
i *heart* video games. i *heart* hockey too.
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Yesterday I saw a black squirrel in my front yard, solid black. If only it had bright red eyes. Next week I have an interview with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Fun stuff. My Staffy passed the AKC canine good citizenship test. Um...
I have noticed that I have just about stopped drinking alcohol, and I have no idea why. The last six pack I bought...
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ariel__:
I have come to the same conclusion. A bath it is. smile

Avoid demon squirrels. Seriously.

pantsonfire:
black squirrel = really bad omen

just kidding - it don't mean shit. i'm laying off the booze lately too, in order to catch up @ work.

i shoot more than just cheerleading, but from nov-mar cheerleading/dance teams are the bulk of the work.

congrats to yr "staffy".
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My name is
Shake Zula
The mic rula
the old skoola
you wanna trip?
I'll bring it to ya
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pantsonfire:
it's between 4-5 hours
olsen:
I like to think I smell like cookies, not mold.
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Hey Hey, Ho Ho, My last journal entry has got to go. Hey Hey, Ho ho...
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burn:
i never play that game but it still is hurting me now... i hate that game. i dont like playing games.

haha nice journal dahl. kiss
eloe:
Have you watched all of Mr. Show?
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The novelty has worn off and its getting late. Its time to head home.
les:
why go home?? home is overrated.
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Season 3 of Mr. Show has arrived, along w/ Bowling for Columbine. I'm also in the process of trying to re-carpet stairs, which sucks way worse than I would have imagined.
tommylobotomy:
Hey, you posted in my journal so I thoguht I'd swing by. Anyway, I saw Bowling For Columbine for the first time the other night and have decided I must own it. My roomate also recently bought the third season of Mr. Show so I'm watching that as well. Anyway...uh...yeah...kick ass n' stuff
pantsonfire:
i'm hoping my pals buy the mr show dvd before i haave to break down & buy it.
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Hey.. does anyone play spades? In the long, long ago I had a group of friends who would get together and drink and play spades and it was a really good time... I haven't had a good game in years... I don't know why I have been thinking about it.
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oninotaki:
never really played spades, but I wouldnt mind learning. On another note this last hamster did last almost 3 times longer than any other hamster before him.
eloe:
Ha, HA! My Mr. Show shipped as well!

In addition, I do not play spades but I play countless games of solitaire on my computer at work. Twenty thousand million times.
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Dumbass
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rumpusparable:
yeah, yeah, that's it! i just get ther Really High Quality stalkers! biggrin
pantsonfire:
i've been to gabe's in iowa city a few times. i used to live in nebraska, so i'm pretty familiar with the I*80 towns from road-tripping. i actually bought pants at coralville mall a few times. well, one time but it was multiple pairs.
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"Oh, my God! This has all been arranged," Ignatius screamed, rattling the huge edition in his paws. "I see it all now. I told you long ago that that mongoloid Mancuso was our nemesis. Now he has struck his final blow. How innocent I was to lend him this book. How I've been duped." He closed his bloodshot eyes and slobbered incoherently for a moment....
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december:
hahaha! why you love the site is really fucking funny!
december:
so what shouldn't i pick?
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It is no longer August 15... so I must update my journal... this time I won't make a date specific entry to I wouldn't be forced to update it again tommorrow, especially since I have nothing interesting to say, ever.
It reminds me of a story I once heard about a traveling salesman and a farmer..
eloe:
I don't know why I have to wait so long for my Mr. Show! I ordered from Amazon and it may have something to do with my choice of shipping. Oh, well. I'm brave, I can wait.

And also: Happy Birthday!

[Edited on Aug 17, 2003]
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ok... my last journal was just a drunken ejaculation of depression, I'm good and hung over now. Happy august 15 everyone,
phobos:
I couldnt agree more on the Civil D thing man....