pitpat

I guess I should update this.
I had taken a long hiatus from this site and it seems like everyone I slightly knew has turned grey.
So now I'm a noob all over again.
Hooray.

I have been anon. on this site for months and months, and I have deleted all my friends long ago I didn't want them to think I was ignoring them, but now I'm lonely... ah well. I love you.

A careful study will indicate you have had the problem at certain times and under certain conditions. Try and recall, in detail, what your particular times and conditions were.

How to stop masturbating:
1. Pray daily, ask for the gifts of the Spirit, that which will strengthen you against temptation. Pray fervently and not lout when the temptations are the strongest.

2. Follow a program of vigorous daily exercise. The exercises reduce emotional tension and depression and are absolutely basic to the solution of this problem. Double your physical activity when you feel stress...
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I found a nickle when I was walking to my car today. It told me I had it all backwards.

Urghh!!! Just when I think I have to leave this site because it is filled with insufferable assholes I miss some of the wonderful people on here and I have to return.
I hate all of those wonderful people... but don't let it get to your head... I'm certainly not talking about you.

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No.

I have returned from my spirtual journey away from my computer. It is a strange world out there, I can't believe how much it has changed. I am back in the comfort of my home where I can focus on nothing, while doing nothing, and interacting with all of you semi-fictious people living under assumed names. It is comforting to be safely tucked into this...
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It is time to go.