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pistolita

Portland, Oregon

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Wednesday May 20, 2009

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So today it's my birthday or something.

I don't remember where 22, 23, and 24 went... but apparently I'm 25 this year. Incredible.

Nothing, even my quarter century birthday... seems important anymore. Nothing compares to giving birth, and the arrival of the baby, so every other event is just kinda.. "wah wah".

I don't even want anything for my birthday. My baby daddy woke me up with starbucks and a breakfast burrito. For my plans, we are taking Levi to Gma and Gpa's house on Saturday, so that we can go to dinner and watch the UFC fights with a few girlfriends of mine, and complete the evening with 8 hours of sleep. That is my birthday present. 8 hours of blissful sleep. I haven't had more than 6 hours since Levi was born. So that in itself, is an amazing gift.

So for my birthday, leave me a message of YOUR best b-day. What did you do? What did it entail? What made it so special?!

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This is my best birthday gift ever....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Whaddup Ladies.


I think I gotta fart...


Totally farting.


Get OUTTA here!!


Happy Fart Dance!




Besos y Pesos,
<3 Pistolita

VIEW 25 of 64 COMMENTS
myrtle:
Happy (Late) birthday!

That happy fart dance is the best thing I've ever seen!

Hmmm...I'd say my best birthday was my 21st (cliche I suppose), but I was with my older sister in Miami. She threw me a party with a pinapple upside down penis cake and danced with me all night, it was amazing biggrin.
I imagine when this baby comes his birthday will be a lot more fun than mine!
May 28, 2009
huisa:
omg!!! your baby is the cutest!!! no really i want to bite those cheecks.
May 29, 2009

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