Dear Santa --
I have been a very naughty girl this year, and as a fitting gift, I would really appreciate a stripper pole so that I may show all of my friends just how awesome being a stripper is.
Candles, body wash, lotion, shoes, lingerie and gift cards are always acceptable too.
Besos y pesos,
<3 Pistolita
p.s. I promise to be even naughtier next year.
I have been a very naughty girl this year, and as a fitting gift, I would really appreciate a stripper pole so that I may show all of my friends just how awesome being a stripper is.
Candles, body wash, lotion, shoes, lingerie and gift cards are always acceptable too.
Besos y pesos,
<3 Pistolita
p.s. I promise to be even naughtier next year.
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hi_bias:
pistolita, i <3 you.
tatertot:
<knock knock> Ma'am, we have a pole for you... 