I owe you all a better post than the last one.
Yes... Paige is home fine. She was found by an amazing woman who saw my post on Dove Lewis's Emergency pet clinic site, and immediately called me. Paige was returned within 24 hours. I know we are the VERY lucky few that this happen to. We're blessed.
As for my life... well... I went to my natropath last Sunday, and changed my diet. Every morning I wake up and take the PH of my urine. Gross.
Seriously, I know... but this is very important. Cancer cannot regenerate itself or it's cells in a alkaline or a basic environment. Most people go their entire lives being acidic people. I'm very acidic right now. There are a few things that you can do to change the PH of your body. For instance, I am taking extra HCL mixtures that are the same formula that is already in your stomach acid, to help break down whatever it is that I eat in the day. That way, the body is getting only what it needs, and completely breaking down all the garbage. Second.. Coffee enemas. Now.. believe that I will be taking pictures of this and posting it on the internet. Perhaps a coffee enema set? What do you think? Would it fly? GROSS. NO. But it's the best way to clean your entire body out.
*Interesting fact* -- coffee enemas have been done since the Egyptians. They were the first to try this idea of cleansing out the colon and the lower intestine. And they flourished. Also to add to this interesting fact.. it is proven that coffee was not meant to ever be taken orally, only anally by enema. Coffee is one of the single most destructive things to your stomach and it's natural process.
Also, eating lots of simple foods... simply lettuce.. or brown rice... or steamed vegetables will aid in changing your body's PH. I'm also getting rid of flourinated toothpaste. Yuck. That shit will kill you.
*interesting fact* -- There is enough flouride in a tube of toothpaste to kill a 12 year old. There are actually no proven studies that show that flouride is helpful to your teeth. It actually strips away teeth's natural barrier against all the shit and sugar we ingest. Flouride is what's killing our ozone.. it's also giving us cancer and infections. Be careful!
So kids... life's changing for Pistolita. And on the other hand.. what the fuck does a girl have to do to get a set to go live these days?. Seriously. I'm waiting and waiting. And all the other girls from Hell City had one go live already.. and I'm here waiting. Not so patiently I suppose.. but fuck. I cant shoot anymore until at least one goes up. Boring. I know I'm not a favorite.. but I'm pretty cute?! Right?!
I'm going to Oklahoma for a wedding tomorrow and shant return until Sunday. But then I get 2 days off. Huzzah!
Have a very happy and safe fourth of july! America sucks, but let's all have a beer together and support what freedoms we have left. We have more than others, but less than we actually know! Thank our troops for fighting for our lives, but fuck the government. And if you haven't already.. please go listen to Muse's new album called "Blackholes and Revelations". If Muse starts a revolution, I will sign up and fight.
*interesting fact* -- I'm wasted.
love you all.
<3 besos y pesos
Pistolita
Yes... Paige is home fine. She was found by an amazing woman who saw my post on Dove Lewis's Emergency pet clinic site, and immediately called me. Paige was returned within 24 hours. I know we are the VERY lucky few that this happen to. We're blessed.
As for my life... well... I went to my natropath last Sunday, and changed my diet. Every morning I wake up and take the PH of my urine. Gross.
Seriously, I know... but this is very important. Cancer cannot regenerate itself or it's cells in a alkaline or a basic environment. Most people go their entire lives being acidic people. I'm very acidic right now. There are a few things that you can do to change the PH of your body. For instance, I am taking extra HCL mixtures that are the same formula that is already in your stomach acid, to help break down whatever it is that I eat in the day. That way, the body is getting only what it needs, and completely breaking down all the garbage. Second.. Coffee enemas. Now.. believe that I will be taking pictures of this and posting it on the internet. Perhaps a coffee enema set? What do you think? Would it fly? GROSS. NO. But it's the best way to clean your entire body out.
*Interesting fact* -- coffee enemas have been done since the Egyptians. They were the first to try this idea of cleansing out the colon and the lower intestine. And they flourished. Also to add to this interesting fact.. it is proven that coffee was not meant to ever be taken orally, only anally by enema. Coffee is one of the single most destructive things to your stomach and it's natural process.
Also, eating lots of simple foods... simply lettuce.. or brown rice... or steamed vegetables will aid in changing your body's PH. I'm also getting rid of flourinated toothpaste. Yuck. That shit will kill you.
*interesting fact* -- There is enough flouride in a tube of toothpaste to kill a 12 year old. There are actually no proven studies that show that flouride is helpful to your teeth. It actually strips away teeth's natural barrier against all the shit and sugar we ingest. Flouride is what's killing our ozone.. it's also giving us cancer and infections. Be careful!
So kids... life's changing for Pistolita. And on the other hand.. what the fuck does a girl have to do to get a set to go live these days?. Seriously. I'm waiting and waiting. And all the other girls from Hell City had one go live already.. and I'm here waiting. Not so patiently I suppose.. but fuck. I cant shoot anymore until at least one goes up. Boring. I know I'm not a favorite.. but I'm pretty cute?! Right?!
I'm going to Oklahoma for a wedding tomorrow and shant return until Sunday. But then I get 2 days off. Huzzah!
Have a very happy and safe fourth of july! America sucks, but let's all have a beer together and support what freedoms we have left. We have more than others, but less than we actually know! Thank our troops for fighting for our lives, but fuck the government. And if you haven't already.. please go listen to Muse's new album called "Blackholes and Revelations". If Muse starts a revolution, I will sign up and fight.
*interesting fact* -- I'm wasted.
love you all.
<3 besos y pesos
Pistolita
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riot:
ok seriously.....when do you want to hang out! huh!
invincibleagent:
I knew there was some conspiracy behind toothbrushing...