So tonight after work I took my lil RUBY out for a spin, cause for once it wasn't raining in Seattle. I froze my ass off but other than that, it was nice to hear my baby's pipes echoing off the buildings...so anywho I'm blub blubbing down Broadway & I see a state patrol car parked on the side of the road & suddenly one of my favorite Metallica songs starts blaring in my head (SAD but TRUE)...why do you ask would such a song come to mind when I saw a 's car??? well for the simple fact that I have what you might call a slight hearing deficit...& it is one that often times leads me to sing songs in a manner that the writer/performer did not intend for any god-fearing person to sing them...YEAH so to the fucking point...I have always thought that Metallica must hate 's as much as I do & thus wrote a song about them...one in which they lamented the shittiness of the STATE PATROL!! Yeah, that's what I thought they were singing....you know it's STATE PATROL!! (heavy guitar riff) hahaha so anywho-I had my first drum lesson on Monday night & when I get famous.. I am going to write my own song about the STATE PATROL & then my friends can no longer laugh at that story. humpf!
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fancier:
Pork scares me.
supremepizzaman:
STATE PATROLLLLL!!!