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Saturday Jun 04, 2011

Jun 4, 2011
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Just have to say that my penis was rather happy to hear some news earlier today about Joanie "Chyna" Laurer...if anyone remembers her little "jaunt" into porn a few years ago ("One Night in China")...you probably remember that it sucked. But I admit I've always been majorly hard for Ms. Laurer, only because I love chicks who can kick my fucking ass.

So now, Vivid Video has announced that "Chyna" is starring in a BRAND NEW porno named "Backdoor to Chyna"...and it's gonna be hardcore and ANAL. Vivid does good stuff, so I'm looking forward to watching this in the near future with a fresh box of Kleenex. I can forgive Joanie Laurer the botox and everything else she's had done over the years, because for the most part I still find her to be pretty "kinky hot"love and I'd let her suck my cock dry any day of the week.

Now for some pics!
toxic:
"penis is rather happy" best quote of the day!
Jun 6, 2011

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