Your gender: Dude
Straight/gay/bi?: straight.
Single?: With Someone.
Want to be?: With someone?
Your birth day: 080180
Age you act: Soooooooooo not my age.
Age you wish you were: 18...
Your height: 6'
The color of your eyes: brown and orange
Happy with it?: Sure
The color of your hair: Dark Brown when I have hair
Happy with it?: no cause I dont have hair
Left/right/ambidextrous?: Righty
Your living arrangement?: me and my stuff in a house where other people live too.
Your family: Mom, Dad, Sister, and Yoda
What's your job: I'm A Renta Cop... I dont wanna be a cop so I can say that
Piercings?:Ears
Tattoos?: Dragon on my back... gonna do something with it hopefully this summer.
Obsessions? Comics and Movies... even bad movies...
Pets:Cat Yoda... Cat Rory... Dog Dusty... Iguana Fred.
A must have accessory:Leather Wrist Band.
Do you speak another language?: a little French, understand a little German...
Have a favorite quote?: "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"
Do you have a webpage?: Nope but you can pretend I do... www.D'Arcy.com
DEEP THOUGHTS
Do you live in the moment?: When I'm not thinking of the past.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: more so than I should be.
Do you have any secrets?: For me to know and you not too.
Do you hate yourself?:I dont like some of the things I've done
Do you like your handwriting?: I should do it more often.
Do you have any bad habits?: Drinking And wasting my money.
What is the compliment you get most from people?: "Awwwwe Yer so cute".... grrrrr
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "I Dont Do Those Things."
What's your biggest fear?:Snakes.
Can you sing: Badly.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: when I was 7 I pretended to be tom cruise from top gun... oh and it was halloween.
Are you a loner?: Kinda Sorta.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I think I would be very competitive with myself.
Are you a daredevil?: Not anymore... hurts too much.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I'm conflicted.
Are you passive or aggressive?: passive-aggressive.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strength:My Empathy towards others. Weakness: To Easy To Give Up.
If you could change one thing about yourself?: beer weight.
There are three wells: Love, mind, strength which one do you choose?: Strength.
How do you vent?: Beer or halo sometimes both.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: I have been.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Never show your regrets....
Do you think life has been good so far?: It's been interesting...
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Try and learn from your mistakes the first time...
What do you like the most about your body?:My forearms are rather shapely.
And least?: beer weight.
Do you think you are good looking?: Pretty Fly For A White Guy... no...
Are you confident?: In Everything But Myself.
What is the fictional character you're most like?: Peter Parker... Not Spiderman mind you... just Peter Parker.
Do people know how you feel?: when I let them.
Are you perceived wrongly?: I dont think so
Smoke?: no
Do drugs?: no.
Read the newspaper?: Feel uninformed if I dont.
Pray?: Sometimes I think I should
Go to church? Need to start that again
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Try not to, my reputation usually precedes me.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Should I answer this honestly?
Take walks in the rain?: if its warm out
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Hels ya... everyday.
Drive?: Yes
Like to drive fast?: Not as bad as I used to be but ya.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice?: When I wake up in the morning and sound like I'm an old man its kinda cool.
Hurt yourself?: too many times
Been out of the country?: Only to yanky ville thats america!
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Fer some reason Parmesan Cheese on Pizza grosses some people out... IT'S GOOD.
Burped?: in the last 5 minutes?
Been unfaithful?: its in the past.
Been in love?: couple times
Gone skinny dipping?: yes
Had a surgery?: had tubes put in my ears but I dunno if that counts
Ran away from home?: yeah.
Played strip poker?: yep
Beat someone up? couple times.
Gotten beaten up?: once or twice.
Been picked on?: wow fer like 12 years?
Been on stage?: yeah
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when, and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: wow thats a really specific queatsion.
Slept outdoors?: yes
Thought about suicide?: yes.
Pulled an all-nighter?: yes.
If yes, what is your record?: 56 -some hours.
Gone one day without food?: yes.
Talked on the phone all night?: Yep.
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yes.
Slept all day? after the 56 hours of no sleep ya.
Killed someone?: not that i know of... yet.
Made out with a stranger?:it was the wierdest thing.
Had sex with a stranger?: it was the wierdest thing.
Thought you're going crazy?: amazing what shift work can do to your sanity.
Kissed the same sex?: yes. ( family though)
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: what are the peramiters of this question?
Been betrayed?: I thinkso.
Had a dream that came true? Livin one now
Broken the law?: There only guidlines really.
Met a famous person?: The boys from flashlight brown... it's my goal to meet bif naked though
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: A cat a buncha birds and a rabbit... all with the car though... oh and I drowned my crab once
Stolen anything?: yes.
Been on radio/TV.: probably.
Been in a mosh-pit?: yep.
Considered religious vocation?: well those dry spells in between gf's you think about lotsa things.
Had sex: Yeah...
Been criticized about your sexual performance?: "I missed you too but you'd think that would make you last longer hun"
Bungee jumped?: nope
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes.
CLOTHES
Shoe brand: Etnies, Vans, Airwalks
Brand of clothing?: AE.
Do you wear cologne?: Old Spice and Auqa Velva...
Do you wear perfume?: i hate smelling like a girl.
Favorite jewelry: Patrina's Earings
Wear hats?: gotta keep my bald ass head warm.
Judge other people by their clothing?: only homeless people.
Wear make-up?: no.
Favorite place to shop?:AE
Favorite article of clothing?: My new AE sweater... it's warm
Are you trendy?: i suppose.
Would you rather wear a uniform to school?:hells yeah just so I could see the girls in there uniforms.
BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets?:kinda ignorant not too.
Miracles?: they happen everyday.
Astrology?: nope.
Magic?: gotta see it to believe it.
God? : The thought of a higher being is comfortuing.
Satan?: Ying and yang I guess.
Santa?: Santa clause is my mom... Just to let all you know.
Ghosts?: Sure
Luck?: yes.
Love at first sight?: this is odd
Yin and Yang?: wow
Witches?: it's a relegion right so I guess I can believe in it... stupid lady in town has a "My other car is a broom" bumper sticker...
Easter bunny?: Easter bunny is my mom too... she gets out alot
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: I guess as you get older needs change
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: and a leprochan is gunna jump out and hump my leg... no
Do you wish on stars?: psssh.... ya ok sometimes
LOVE
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: Asking for trouble.
Do you remember your first love?: Yeah
Still love him/her?: in some round about way
Do you consider love a mistake?: it can be
What do you find romantic? melodramatic movie crap.
Turn-on?: hugs.
Turn-off?: bitchyness.
Do you base your judgement on looks alone: nopers.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: ackward
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?: Lil from column a lil from column b.
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: yes.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yes.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: sometimes.
What is best about the opposite sex? the curves.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex: poochies.
What's the last present someone gave you?: my mom gave me food today.
Are you in love?: Ya I think so.
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Yeah
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: lol try not to get caught eye ball'n them.
THE LAST PERSON...
That haunted you?: Patrina... does it really matter if I'm talkin to someone on the phone and it isnt you?
You wanted to kill?:Felix... JUST GO TO WORK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
That you laughed at?:Rich D... Fat guy little coat... HAHAHAHA
That laughed at you?:My sister.
That turned you on?: P
You went shopping with?: Patrina at AE.
That broke your heart?: Karli.
To disappoint you?: Mark.
To ask you out?: I'ma dude and a big scary lookin dude to boot we dont get asked out...
To make you cry?
atrina.
To brighten up your day?: Jess from Ptown cause she says the dumbest shit.
That you thought about?: Patrina.
You saw a movie with?: Patrina and we saw "Good Company"
You talked to on the phone?
atrina.
You talked to through IM?: John.
You saw?: Yoda.
You lost?: Mark.
You hung out with: Mark and Kurtis.
You thought was completely insane?: Toni Braxtons Cousin on American Idol... that princess had issues.
You wanted to be?:Spiderman!
You told off?:Felix
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. D'Arcy
2. Darc
3. Assface
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. Humor
2. Sensitivity
3.Rediculously smart regarding things that dont matter
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. beer weight
2. MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES OVER AND OVER
3. Waste My Money
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. German
2. Irish
3. British
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. Patrina
2. Nuclear Physics.
3. How Bush got re-elected.
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU
1. Americans that support Bush
2. The Dutch
3. Dumb girls who go for dumb guys.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Snakes.
2. Crowds.
3. Mustard.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Soap.
2. toothbrush.
3. Toothpaste.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Leather wrist band.
2. earings.
3. orange undies.
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Jay.
2. Silent Bob.
3. Emptys.
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. fuck.
2. Ass?
3. poo... cause it's not cool to say shit
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT
1. Bif Naked
2. The Trews
3. Me First And The Gimme Gimmes
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT
1. Time -BXF
2. Tired Of Waiting - The Trews
3. I Just Wanna Live - Good Charolette ( this is the guiltiest of guilty pleasures)
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH
1. Yoda.
2. My Jeep.
3. Co-workers.
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES
1. To be single.
2. because they're psycho.
3. lol not mine but it's funny "cause hse had toilet paper in her cooch". (go mark!!!)
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. humour.
2. the coochy.
3. time.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. The Overall Package.
2. girls in undies.
3. girls in no undies.
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. suck my toes.
2. drive a stick.
3. whistle with my fingers.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES
1. Reading.
2. watching movies.
3. playing Video Games.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW
1. Beer
2. Sleep.
3. a warm body in my bed.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING
1. Fire Inspector.
2. Fire Marshall
3. Bar Owner.
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION
1. Cape Cod.
2. BC
3. Anywhere in Europe.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Married and Kids.
2. Jump out a plane.
3. run around in a cape and tights and not look dumb.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. rescuing some one.
2. suffocate as the only man at the bottom of an all female orgy.
3. old age
