piratecat

It's warm. My birthday is in two days. I'm going to get me a birthday dress today. the house is almost clean.

what a crap day. mitch hedberg is dead, the sun didn't come out and it was coldish again, the killers sold out, and i had to drive in 76 traffic. blah. blah blah. oh and i didn't take my fat ass to the gym.

that tree is really far away.

someone stole my debit card or i dropped it whilst drunky last night. either way, fuck. $350 in charges. when is my luck going to change. i beg of you luck. i beg.

sick with stomach issues. i puked seven times yesterday and peed out of my butt. today i have eaten only a bowl of white rice. but i can drive stick now. so i got that going for me, which is nice.

In the past week:

I got a parking ticket
My car was totaled
I walked into a tree (it hurt a lot)
I burned my hand on the broiler
I lost my parking ticket
Planned Parenthood didn't call in my prescription for the pill
Zipperhead was out of atomic pink (ok this one's not too bad)

I feel like this just keeps happening.
My Theory:...
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The Death or Serious Injury of Marilyn the Civic
Car accidents equal suckass. I was pulling out of a parking spot on Christian street today. Its a two way street. I was pulling into my eastbound lane at about maybe one or two miles per hour. And what to my surprise did I see but a giant boat of a car speeding right at me!...
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i just made myself an awesome dinner of leftovers only to have the entire plate of food fall onto the floor as i was scooping my homemade mac and cheese onto my plate. edamame everywhere. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

HAPPY VDAY. DON'T GET VD.

three sick cats, one sick boyfriend, one sick me. we are all on antibiotics. today is the first day i've been able to say i feel better. not great, just better. gonna go out tonight and test out this feelin better thing. not much drinky though, don't want to chance feeling like absolute crap again.