piratecat

In the past week:

I got a parking ticket
My car was totaled
I walked into a tree (it hurt a lot)
I burned my hand on the broiler
I lost my parking ticket
Planned Parenthood didn't call in my prescription for the pill
Zipperhead was out of atomic pink (ok this one's not too bad)

I feel like this just keeps happening.
My Theory: I killed and ate babies in a former life.