pipersparrow

Apparently, some mysterious internet person has bought me three months of SG. I suspect that that mysterious internet person may, in fact, be the magical elves behind SG itself, but that doesn't much matter because zomg free porn!

I was going to be productive today and get stuff done, but now I'm going to spend the afternoon on this site. Ah, I've missed this place.

Fuck this.

I'm going to drop out of college, get myself heavily tattooed (fuck you, academia! fuck you, corporate world! fuck you, business casual!), and do freelance writing for feminist and progressive magazines and blogs. The end.

Perhaps I should use this more often.

Little update: I am once again single (but this time it's for real). I've been single for a few months, and it's actually a refreshing change to not feel tied down to somebody.

Starting to think about The Future and Life After College. Wondering if I should take a year off after graduate school, and if I do,...
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I was looking through my favorite pictures and noticed that nearly all of them contain no nudity.

So I guess I just like looking at pretty things and pretty people. And if they end up getting naked, all the better.

I went to my first burlesque show the other night with the girlfriend.

Bought a couple of overpriced drinks and watched women of various body shapes and sizes (which made me very happy) shimmy around and take most of their clothes off. I was a big fan of the sparkly, sparkly pasties.

I'm so glad I can go on dates that involve mostly naked women...
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I live in a dorm.

Today, my RA (resident advisor, another student who sort of enforces the rules and lets people in if they lost their keys... I don't really know what they do) asked to speak to me later.

My first response is to freak out slightly and hide my booze, then wonder how she could have known about that. I figured I'd just...
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It's been snowing all morning. Say it with me, folks -- WTF?

Don't get me wrong. I love snow. I actually don't bitch about winter the way everyone else does (until May hits and it's still freezing outside). Gloves, scarves, layers, thick wool thigh-high socks -- I'm all for it.

But it's October in Chicago. Right now is the time for fall jackets, orange-and-red trees,...
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My girlfriend and I broke up.

Yesterday was sort of the day of mind-numbing, chest-collapsing, unbearable pain, during which I was constantly on the verge of tears and simply trying to stay standing, and today has been the set-in of the automatic defense mechanism of feeling nothing at all to protect my psyche from splitting in two.

Well, that, in between short bouts of realizing...
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I am tattooed!

I've been wanting this for almost a year now, and I finally had enough money to pay for it, so I went to the place that the guy who does my piercings reccommended, and they said they could do it today so I did it!

I am so happy.

(Oh, and I'm back at university and classes have started and all that...
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My girlfriend took me on a surprise date last night to Cirque du Soleil.

It was incredible. There are no words to describe.

That is all.

I love it when a book is so good that I can literally read for hours on end, often finishing said book in a day, if possible.

Ender's Game was that way. I sat in a bookstore for hours and read the whole damn thing. I felt sort of guilty afterwards, like I should buy it even though I finished it, mostly because it was...
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I had sex today while still wearing my shoes, which I believe is a first for me. I'd done the mostly clothed thing before, but not with my shoes still on.

It was also against the fridge, which I think is another first, but a less notable one, in my opinion.

Just thought I'd share!