My inability to switch my brain off is incredible.
Last night I was awake until 3am as my brain would literally not shut up making me think about stupidly irrelevant things.
"What would you do if you were the last human on earth?"
I spent a solid hour thinking about that. I actually did. In the end, I thought I'd probably walk around in the buff and just go through peoples houses looking at all the possessions they had. Failing that steal a car and just drive around smashing things up.
I'm sure if I told my brain to cure cancer whilst trying to sleep, I'd come up with a really smart idea but instead I think about gibberish. What's on the menu tonight I wonder?
How quickly could I invade Poland armed with a spoon? Why do Baboons have funny arses? Has a man ever fallen down a hole and ended up in China?
FML.
Last night I was awake until 3am as my brain would literally not shut up making me think about stupidly irrelevant things.
"What would you do if you were the last human on earth?"
I spent a solid hour thinking about that. I actually did. In the end, I thought I'd probably walk around in the buff and just go through peoples houses looking at all the possessions they had. Failing that steal a car and just drive around smashing things up.
I'm sure if I told my brain to cure cancer whilst trying to sleep, I'd come up with a really smart idea but instead I think about gibberish. What's on the menu tonight I wonder?
How quickly could I invade Poland armed with a spoon? Why do Baboons have funny arses? Has a man ever fallen down a hole and ended up in China?
FML.