"when having sex with a girl, i always, ALWAYS, assume she has herpes. Then that way I don't have to tell her about my herpes" - Anthony Jeselnik
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Wednesday May 18, 2011
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Monday May 09, 2011
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Monday May 02, 2011
Work schedule came up for the next week, workin 3 normal shifts and 3… -
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Friday Apr 29, 2011
got home at 5am hammered, boss calls me at 6 sayin they need me to co… -
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Saturday Apr 23, 2011
"when having sex with a girl, i always, ALWAYS, assume she has herpes… -
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Friday Apr 15, 2011
"My ex-girlfriend had this really weird fetish... she'd like to dress… -
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Tuesday Apr 12, 2011
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Sunday Apr 10, 2011
Just got bat from siu. i wanna go back allready. was a badass short v… -
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Friday Mar 25, 2011
Super hungover from a long day/night of drinking yesterday. work tomo… -
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Tuesday Mar 22, 2011
Goin to SIU carbondale to visit my buddy for all fools day. super exc…