1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
I don't believe in god... or nysnc.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
ignorance. it is because of ignorance that some people this days are so intolerant of what runs against the so called 'norm'. The protesters would do what they're doing now, because our war has already begun and is constantly being protested. People picket and preach the gospels. They kill and hurt those who are different from them.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Hmm. Perhaps Alexis Bledel? And without a doubt, Kieran Culkin would be my lover.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
cherry vanilla
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
LOVE HER
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
both, why should life be any different? haha
7. Have you ever farted in public? If so, what were the circumstances?
Regularly. No major consequences as of yet.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
where do i begin! okay the most recent one. my friend hannah and i were stumbling around the beacon hill area of boston where all the polititians live. we were completely intoxicated and stole a wreath off of the front of someones house. it was hanging in my apartment till about a week age hehe.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
makeup, coke, money, hair dye, cigarettes, condoms, kittens
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
your dad.
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
a lot. i lost a lot of weight but recently gained a lot of it back.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
quite a few times. theres this one italian place we always go to when we're really drunk and i have puked in back of it on numerous occasions.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
this has happened so many times when i try and masturbate drunk or stoned.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
i'm naturally blond
i give amazing blow jobs
i was homecoming queen in high school
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
some kind of fish or seafood dish, my amaziiiiiing corn chowder, and my chocolate lava cake
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
i fucked your dad last night
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
its tattood on my body
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
i would have sex with zena. ive seen some of her porn before, that shit is intense. i would come out of it walking bowlegged.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
see above.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
pink, because its my favorite.
23. What turns you on? If it involves a ball gag, please describe.
rough, violent sex. i like getting smacked around. tongue rings. hip bones. the words i love you.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
lame. 10.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
muffles the screams
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
not really.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
accidentally bit a guys tip when he came in my mouth
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Well I'm a fucking whore then
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
i dont know. something about my tattoo maybe.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
both. its fun to change things up.
I don't believe in god... or nysnc.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
ignorance. it is because of ignorance that some people this days are so intolerant of what runs against the so called 'norm'. The protesters would do what they're doing now, because our war has already begun and is constantly being protested. People picket and preach the gospels. They kill and hurt those who are different from them.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Hmm. Perhaps Alexis Bledel? And without a doubt, Kieran Culkin would be my lover.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
cherry vanilla
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
![](https://home.planet.nl/~mustangmail/mm_02.jpg)
LOVE HER
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
both, why should life be any different? haha
7. Have you ever farted in public? If so, what were the circumstances?
Regularly. No major consequences as of yet.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
where do i begin! okay the most recent one. my friend hannah and i were stumbling around the beacon hill area of boston where all the polititians live. we were completely intoxicated and stole a wreath off of the front of someones house. it was hanging in my apartment till about a week age hehe.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
makeup, coke, money, hair dye, cigarettes, condoms, kittens
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
your dad.
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
a lot. i lost a lot of weight but recently gained a lot of it back.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
quite a few times. theres this one italian place we always go to when we're really drunk and i have puked in back of it on numerous occasions.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
this has happened so many times when i try and masturbate drunk or stoned.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
i'm naturally blond
i give amazing blow jobs
i was homecoming queen in high school
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
![](https://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Life/Creche.jpg)
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
some kind of fish or seafood dish, my amaziiiiiing corn chowder, and my chocolate lava cake
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
i fucked your dad last night
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
its tattood on my body
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
i would have sex with zena. ive seen some of her porn before, that shit is intense. i would come out of it walking bowlegged.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
see above.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
pink, because its my favorite.
23. What turns you on? If it involves a ball gag, please describe.
rough, violent sex. i like getting smacked around. tongue rings. hip bones. the words i love you.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
lame. 10.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
muffles the screams
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
not really.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
accidentally bit a guys tip when he came in my mouth
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Well I'm a fucking whore then
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
i dont know. something about my tattoo maybe.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
both. its fun to change things up.
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i'm naturally blond
i give amazing blow jobs
i was homecoming queen in high school
I think the homecoming queen is the lie...