I had a sci fi dream last night. I dreamt that the world was being overtaken by giant drooling spiders. They drooled like the aliens in Alien. The would attack people an insert their tongue into the back of people's heads and turn them into zombies. I know spiders dont have tongues but they did here. I was the only one that seemed to know...
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I should not go to parties. Ever. I don't care if it's for a close friend. I don't care if there is free food. It seems that I don't do well in crowded party atmospheres. I hate certain types of people and it always ends, whether I want it to or not, with me leaving in an angry and somewhat uncomfortable state with whoever I...
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odette:
grooooowl
sounds like me at a party or bar. it always ends with me leaving early and all cranky because people are retarded... i feel ya
sounds like me at a party or bar. it always ends with me leaving early and all cranky because people are retarded... i feel ya
I was sitting at home flipping through the channels last night and ended up watching Punk'd. As I am sitting here, I proceed to go into a bit of a jealous fit because one of the new people Ashton Kutcher has doing the pranks on the show, is none other than Chris Elwood. I worked with him back stage running crew work on the play...
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I like to sometimes think that I am not wasting my time.
I have a 23 pound cat.
I live in a crappy apartment in a crappy neighborhood.
I'll be 29 in two months.
I'm technically single even though I feel as if my heart is anchored in an unwelcome harbor.
I am wondering if I have already had my fifteen minutes of fame. VR...
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I have a 23 pound cat.
I live in a crappy apartment in a crappy neighborhood.
I'll be 29 in two months.
I'm technically single even though I feel as if my heart is anchored in an unwelcome harbor.
I am wondering if I have already had my fifteen minutes of fame. VR...
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prettyb0y:
"What you perceive, your observations, feelings, interpretations, are all your truth. Your truth is important. Yet it is not always The Truth." - Linda Ellinor 
prettyb0y:
P.S. Sarah Brown was wicked hot. 
Halelujah. Monday is almost over and I will celebrate it with my tradition of viewing the new episode of 24. I had a callback today for a Dominos Pizza commercial. I was there waiting for two fucking hours. I hate Village Studios because that area of Santa Monica sucks when it comes to parking. I think I spent like five dollars on the parking meter....
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prettyb0y:
"We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection." - Dalai Lama
I've never liked that one. I need me my meditation.
A section of my life:
"Christina Ricci's forhead is a fucking sixhead, what does that mean?"
*An hour passes. I'm locking up my store.*
"Sixhead? Maybe he meant sexhead, cause she is mighty sexy."
*Gets into car. Thinks dirty thoughts about Christina Ricci. Starts to drive home*
"Sixhead? Her foreheads a... wait... 4 head... BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Thanks for random act of laughter. I love those. I wish you luck with money.
I've never liked that one. I need me my meditation.
A section of my life:
"Christina Ricci's forhead is a fucking sixhead, what does that mean?"
*An hour passes. I'm locking up my store.*
"Sixhead? Maybe he meant sexhead, cause she is mighty sexy."
*Gets into car. Thinks dirty thoughts about Christina Ricci. Starts to drive home*
"Sixhead? Her foreheads a... wait... 4 head... BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Thanks for random act of laughter. I love those.
I wish you luck with money.I didn't quite realize how long it has been since I updated my journal.
I also didn't quite realize recently how much of a forhead I have.
Anyway, I have been working alot. Working at Lip Service ain't my ideal job being that I need to be up at the ass taint crack of dawn. But at least they are easy going when it comes...
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I also didn't quite realize recently how much of a forhead I have.
Anyway, I have been working alot. Working at Lip Service ain't my ideal job being that I need to be up at the ass taint crack of dawn. But at least they are easy going when it comes...
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prettyb0y:
I'd help, bit I'm a guy. Your forehead isn't as big as Cristina Ricci's. I swear she must have psionic powers. 
Um...I have nothing exciting to say.
So I thought I would say it here.
Nothing exciting.
There, I said it.
So I thought I would say it here.
Nothing exciting.
There, I said it.
tanja:
Surely you must have something exciting to say by now.
prettyb0y:
You can always make something up. Observe...
*clears throat*
HOLY CRAP! MY FEET ARE ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAHHH! WHY GOD! WHY!!!! See. That simple.
*clears throat*
HOLY CRAP! MY FEET ARE ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAHHH! WHY GOD! WHY!!!! See. That simple.
Shabat Shalom Motherfuckers! 
melladoree:
I hope you had a wonderful new year sweetheart!
fucking computer bullshit is pissing me off!
webcam isn't working all of a sudden with my messenger
power cord on my laptop broke in half
it isn't identifying my modem
i was on the phone with some call center in China last night through seeking help from SBC Yahoo.
Gotta love outsourcing. Was on the phone with them for an hour and a half with...
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webcam isn't working all of a sudden with my messenger
power cord on my laptop broke in half
it isn't identifying my modem
i was on the phone with some call center in China last night through seeking help from SBC Yahoo.
Gotta love outsourcing. Was on the phone with them for an hour and a half with...
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skinnykeychain:
think deep.
Everyone wants to be a gangsta.
I say we take it to a field with a baseball bat.
Everyone wants to be a gangsta.
I say we take it to a field with a baseball bat.
pinhead66:
awsome
So my commercial may air again. I got a holding fee for it yesterday and we are after the final date that I was supposed to get paid for. So my agent called me today to let me know we renegotiated and I will receive quite a huge holding fee. This is really good news.
Y'all might see me getting my ass kicked again by...
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Y'all might see me getting my ass kicked again by...
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melladoree:
that is a great commercial!
skinnykeychain:
sweet!
Money is always good.
Oh and so is watching you get your ass beat up by a fat lady
Money is always good.
Oh and so is watching you get your ass beat up by a fat lady