I had a sci fi dream last night. I dreamt that the world was being overtaken by giant drooling spiders. They drooled like the aliens in Alien. The would attack people an insert their tongue into the back of people's heads and turn them into zombies. I know spiders dont have tongues but they did here. I was the only one that seemed to know what was happening. They then got to my special lady and she started talking nonsense and crazy hurtful things to me. So I beat her senseless until she was a pile of spider zombie mush.
I then woke up.
Today is the beginning of passover.
I ate bread.
I'm a bad jew.
I then woke up.
Today is the beginning of passover.
I ate bread.
I'm a bad jew.