Things said last night...
"So yeah.. dude... your penis is showing"
"Hey Epstein is good in bed... I would know"
"Shiner beer isn't too bad... but not as good as sex... sorry Shiner"
"Daniel... wanna fuck? No? ok can you please stop looking at my tits then" (I am not the person she was talking to)
"heeeeeeeeey... who smoked all the cupcakes?"
"dude.. did that guy just breath fire?"
"Hey.. make it a little wider.. I'll skip rope with it"
"Dude... get in the tent... we'll smoke it"
"Oh fuck it's sooooo cold out here... can I put my hands down your pants?" (that was directed toward me... by a 17 year old girl... I nearly laughed my ass off.. dumb little kid)
My answer: "if I let you put your hands down my pants then where will I put mine when the cops ask to handcuff me? (she stares blankly at me) "go away kid.. you're bothering me" (she walks away pissy)
"Hey.. those girls look a lot alike".. "yeah they are twins... dumbass"
Me: haha I haven't seen you since you were 12... you grew up!
Her: who the fuck are you?
Me: a friend of your sister's.. I've been her a few times
Her: umm
Me: don't worry.. I didn't like you anyway
"why can't we go inside?"... "because you'll piss of the Korean midget inside"... "haha that's bullshit" (a 4'9" Korean woman starts yelling at people) "oh... shit.."
"Hey you can always fuck Manny Ep..."... "noooooooo..."... "yeah.. you could have made it sound a little less bad"... "yeah... I could have... but then you may think I really want to fuck you"... "umm even I don't have that bad of taste"... "fuck you dude"... "no we just covered this... you don't want to"
The party was really shitty.. poor girl... haha but a lot of funny shit was said.. and I was made to feel really old by a bunch of punkers that were friends of her little sister...
Have to go back to school tomorrow.. :/ I don't wanna
But looks like I'm going to the school I want to go to next year...
"So yeah.. dude... your penis is showing"
"Hey Epstein is good in bed... I would know"
"Shiner beer isn't too bad... but not as good as sex... sorry Shiner"
"Daniel... wanna fuck? No? ok can you please stop looking at my tits then" (I am not the person she was talking to)
"heeeeeeeeey... who smoked all the cupcakes?"
"dude.. did that guy just breath fire?"
"Hey.. make it a little wider.. I'll skip rope with it"
"Dude... get in the tent... we'll smoke it"
"Oh fuck it's sooooo cold out here... can I put my hands down your pants?" (that was directed toward me... by a 17 year old girl... I nearly laughed my ass off.. dumb little kid)
My answer: "if I let you put your hands down my pants then where will I put mine when the cops ask to handcuff me? (she stares blankly at me) "go away kid.. you're bothering me" (she walks away pissy)
"Hey.. those girls look a lot alike".. "yeah they are twins... dumbass"
Me: haha I haven't seen you since you were 12... you grew up!
Her: who the fuck are you?
Me: a friend of your sister's.. I've been her a few times
Her: umm
Me: don't worry.. I didn't like you anyway
"why can't we go inside?"... "because you'll piss of the Korean midget inside"... "haha that's bullshit" (a 4'9" Korean woman starts yelling at people) "oh... shit.."
"Hey you can always fuck Manny Ep..."... "noooooooo..."... "yeah.. you could have made it sound a little less bad"... "yeah... I could have... but then you may think I really want to fuck you"... "umm even I don't have that bad of taste"... "fuck you dude"... "no we just covered this... you don't want to"
The party was really shitty.. poor girl... haha but a lot of funny shit was said.. and I was made to feel really old by a bunch of punkers that were friends of her little sister...
Have to go back to school tomorrow.. :/ I don't wanna
But looks like I'm going to the school I want to go to next year...
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just stop.