i am so fucking wierd today. why? i don't know. here are a few possibilities:
1. i am over-tired. i slept an hour after working last night. i couldn't sleep longer as i had a massage appointment (oh i know. pooooooor baby, me.) selena seriously hurt me though. my ass needed serious massaging. as did my neck. goddamn. so after that i went and got new glasses. oh so rad. but wierd and purple. they match my mood, i suppose. you will see. i get them wednesday, i think.
2. i have been eating chocolate all day, i.e. i am sugar high. after lunch, i decided i would go visit my little sis in london with my mom. i'm so glad i went. the girls in my family need more blonding, er, bonding time. i'm the only burnette, they are blonde enough as it is.
3. caffeine, shaking with caffeine. evil fucking vanilla coke. pretending to be all pure and innocent. i know you're caffeinated, fucker. i will take you to cuba and spike you with rum.
speaking of cuba, i go thursday. i'm starting to get excitied now. though i am not excited about being in varadero anymore. it is appearantly closed off to the locals (except the ones working on the resort). my mom feels that i will be safer. i feel that i will get to see no cuban culture and be isolated little tourist rich bitch ignorant drunk girl. so i am now planning to go to havana for a longer stay. i'm thinking i might even spend the night. bumming around the beach and burying my toes in the sand is fun, don't get me wrong, but i am not satisfied with just that. i want to drink with the cubans. i want them to make fun of me when i attempt to shake my white ass to salsa. i want to give them the stuff i bring and maybe even my address. i'm fairly confident there won't be much stalking following that little venture. i don't know if BBS will want to do havana as i do. but i am so letting it do me.
haha. today was my uncle's birthday and i told him i'm going to cuba and that i'm bummed because varadero is so isolated and i want to see "authentic cuba" and "have contact with the cubans". to this he replied, "well, cuba has the highest AIDS infection" or something. (this is untrue; but i digress.) i explained to him that my contact with the cubans will likely be limited to the kind that DOES NOT allow for the spreading of STDs. i wonder if there really is a lot of HIV +s in cuba. i know that if you want to immigrate there, you have to get tested for HIV.
this has been another rambling and incoherent entry brought to you by insomnia, chocolate, and caffeine.
edited to add:
"Dr. Rigoberto Torres, HIV specialist in the Ministry of Health, provided our group with the latest statistics from his country. As of mid-1997, there are 1,678 known cases of HIV infection (infection rate approx. 0.02%), with 609 persons carrying the diagnosis of AIDS. Only nine cases of infection have resulted from transmission through blood products, and there are only five cases of HIV infection known in children. The estimated ratio of homosexual to heterosexual transmission is 1:1, though independent outside sources estimate that heterosexual transmission is slightly more common (55%). In 1986, Cuba introduced a national screening program using domestically produced kits. So far, over 19.5 million ELISA tests for HIV infection have been performed, and many Cubans now regard getting an HIV test at their family physicians office a part of routine health screening."
or alternately,
unicef statistics cuba
my uncle is so full of shit. scare tactics? he must think i'm a slut.
edit #2: he was just drunk. why didn't i think of this before?! cause i was like, "uhm, don't you mean africa?" and he was like, "no. before africa." wino.
1. i am over-tired. i slept an hour after working last night. i couldn't sleep longer as i had a massage appointment (oh i know. pooooooor baby, me.) selena seriously hurt me though. my ass needed serious massaging. as did my neck. goddamn. so after that i went and got new glasses. oh so rad. but wierd and purple. they match my mood, i suppose. you will see. i get them wednesday, i think.
2. i have been eating chocolate all day, i.e. i am sugar high. after lunch, i decided i would go visit my little sis in london with my mom. i'm so glad i went. the girls in my family need more blonding, er, bonding time. i'm the only burnette, they are blonde enough as it is.
3. caffeine, shaking with caffeine. evil fucking vanilla coke. pretending to be all pure and innocent. i know you're caffeinated, fucker. i will take you to cuba and spike you with rum.
speaking of cuba, i go thursday. i'm starting to get excitied now. though i am not excited about being in varadero anymore. it is appearantly closed off to the locals (except the ones working on the resort). my mom feels that i will be safer. i feel that i will get to see no cuban culture and be isolated little tourist rich bitch ignorant drunk girl. so i am now planning to go to havana for a longer stay. i'm thinking i might even spend the night. bumming around the beach and burying my toes in the sand is fun, don't get me wrong, but i am not satisfied with just that. i want to drink with the cubans. i want them to make fun of me when i attempt to shake my white ass to salsa. i want to give them the stuff i bring and maybe even my address. i'm fairly confident there won't be much stalking following that little venture. i don't know if BBS will want to do havana as i do. but i am so letting it do me.
haha. today was my uncle's birthday and i told him i'm going to cuba and that i'm bummed because varadero is so isolated and i want to see "authentic cuba" and "have contact with the cubans". to this he replied, "well, cuba has the highest AIDS infection" or something. (this is untrue; but i digress.) i explained to him that my contact with the cubans will likely be limited to the kind that DOES NOT allow for the spreading of STDs. i wonder if there really is a lot of HIV +s in cuba. i know that if you want to immigrate there, you have to get tested for HIV.
this has been another rambling and incoherent entry brought to you by insomnia, chocolate, and caffeine.
edited to add:
"Dr. Rigoberto Torres, HIV specialist in the Ministry of Health, provided our group with the latest statistics from his country. As of mid-1997, there are 1,678 known cases of HIV infection (infection rate approx. 0.02%), with 609 persons carrying the diagnosis of AIDS. Only nine cases of infection have resulted from transmission through blood products, and there are only five cases of HIV infection known in children. The estimated ratio of homosexual to heterosexual transmission is 1:1, though independent outside sources estimate that heterosexual transmission is slightly more common (55%). In 1986, Cuba introduced a national screening program using domestically produced kits. So far, over 19.5 million ELISA tests for HIV infection have been performed, and many Cubans now regard getting an HIV test at their family physicians office a part of routine health screening."
or alternately,
unicef statistics cuba
my uncle is so full of shit. scare tactics? he must think i'm a slut.
edit #2: he was just drunk. why didn't i think of this before?! cause i was like, "uhm, don't you mean africa?" and he was like, "no. before africa." wino.
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national borders are ridiculous.
(yes, i dated a candian for most of last year. she was in halifax until she moved to toronto. stupid visas. :-P )
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