Ok, what the fuck?!
Some bitch is trying to steal my cat right off my goddamn front porch!
A few days ago she was walking by and Sophie
was outside rolling around on the front porch. I had just let her out to play and had the windows oopen since it was such a nice day. I heard this chick talk to my cat and figured Sohpie was rolling around for attention, because... well, because she's an attention whore... this chick actually sat her fat ass down on my front porch to play with the cat. I thought it was all cute and shit, she sat there for like 15min.
Yesterday it was raining and Sophie was outside, I tried to call her to come in but she didn't appear, no big.
About 10 min later Sophie jumps up on the A/C (it's a wall unit so it sticks out of the building) and meows to be let in. I was in the process of finishing what I was doing and was halfway to the door to let her in when I hear, "Aw.. you're all wet!" it's this bitch again. I open the door and the hooker and my cat are gone!
I'm all pissed off and worried for hours because Sohpie is pregnant (I'm so excited! Kittens! YAY!) but eventually she came home.
So today it starts to rain and I hear a meow on the A/C well I hurry to the door this time. I see the bitch walking past my front door (haha hooker I had the blinds open on the door this time I know just what she looks like) so I open the door to let Sophie in and this bitch books it back the way she came as soon as she heard the door open.
Fucking bitch trying to steal my cat!
I can't keep Sohpie inside, I tried that during snowfall and she got mad a pissed all over the house.
Kitty piss stinks and is hard to get out of the carpet.
I seriously hope they make kitty lowjack...
Some bitch is trying to steal my cat right off my goddamn front porch!

A few days ago she was walking by and Sophie

Yesterday it was raining and Sophie was outside, I tried to call her to come in but she didn't appear, no big.
About 10 min later Sophie jumps up on the A/C (it's a wall unit so it sticks out of the building) and meows to be let in. I was in the process of finishing what I was doing and was halfway to the door to let her in when I hear, "Aw.. you're all wet!" it's this bitch again. I open the door and the hooker and my cat are gone!
I'm all pissed off and worried for hours because Sohpie is pregnant (I'm so excited! Kittens! YAY!) but eventually she came home.
So today it starts to rain and I hear a meow on the A/C well I hurry to the door this time. I see the bitch walking past my front door (haha hooker I had the blinds open on the door this time I know just what she looks like) so I open the door to let Sophie in and this bitch books it back the way she came as soon as she heard the door open.
Fucking bitch trying to steal my cat!

I can't keep Sohpie inside, I tried that during snowfall and she got mad a pissed all over the house.
Kitty piss stinks and is hard to get out of the carpet.
I seriously hope they make kitty lowjack...

i swear im gonna catch you online one of these days! we need to hang!