Ok, thanks to Malloreigh, I can't seem to look at any of my regular bookmarked webpages without translating it through http://www.gizoogle.com.
As serious and as respectful I am regarding yesterday's journal entry, I couldn't help but laugh when I re-read it through gizoogle.
Even tha investigative team is frontin' a hard tizzy figur'n out how tha gunman gots back onto tha property wit an "assault rifle" . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.
The stupid pizzle of this entire tragedy is this:
The offica wizzle there investigat'n a grow-op.
Of all tha stupid reasons ta git killed, its over weed.
At first, over n above tha obvious tragedy, I thought tizzle if anyth'n this would makes tha crazy ass nigga tizzle be re-think this whole that P-L-to-tha-izzant is illegal th'n, n realize thizzay if it werent fo` this ridicizzles prohibizzle tha homey first of all would not have been bustin' it coz there was no profit fo` sum-m sum-m that you can buy at yo local government run liquor store, (when was tha last time you bought moonshine?) n secondly tha cops would hizzy bizzy elsewhere that day probably writ'n traffic violation tickets n bustin' what tizzle wizzy going ta makes fo` dinna thizzat weekend gangsta style.
Fookin 'ell that's some funny shite.
So now, I can't seem to read my horrorscope unless I do so through Gizoogle:
Sunday, Mizzay 06
Today is def not mizzle fo` you ta D-R-to-tha-izzown in self-pity, dear Pisces, so git up n go hizzle some fun wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. You wiznill find that laughta is tha bizzest remedy fo` yo messin' emotions, n you wizzle find T-H-to-tha-izzat this brotha is abundant once you let yoself fall into tha right frame of mind. Adopt a mantra that reminds you ta smile on yoself internally. Shed light on yo inside so thiznat you may radiate even brighta on tha outside . Bounce wit me.
and for my friends:
Sunday, March 06
Today is an extremely expansive day fo` you, dear Gemini, n you wiznill find thiznat all killa especially those hav'n ta do wit love n beauty, is extremely favored . Tru niggaz do niggaz. You wizzay find yoself being tha centa of attention jiznust `bout everywhere you is so makes sure yo teeth is brushed now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Radiate out into tha world . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. You may be feel'n so light that you is likely ta levitate off tha ground a bit as you wizzy diznown tha street . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.
Sunday, March 06
Today is a bootylicious day fo` you ta shine, dear Leo . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. People is in tha mood ta laugh, n you is more tizzy will'n ta help facilitate this action. Feel free ta be tha clown that you are. Add humility ta any situation n you ciznan't go wrizzong. Takes chillin' ta a new level of ridiculizzles . Bounce wit me. Miznuch of tha tension that is caused between thugz today is as a result of tak'n ourselves too seriously. Do yo piznart ta reverse this trend.
Sunday, March 06
There is a subtle reminda in tha cosmos today thiznat is help'n you makes sure that you is spendin' yoself tha attention that you need, dear Aquarius. Motherfucka ta bring a bucket of wata fo` yoself instead of always chillin' it away ta everyone else yeah yeah baby. There is quite a favorizzles frontin' n generous spirit going around today tizzle you wizzle find ta be extremely contagious. Jizzle in on tha fun n fizzle fizzle ta add in yo own wit n spicy twizzist ta any situation n shit.
Sunday, March 06
Diznon't git so serious `bout th'n today, dear Capricorn. In fiznact, this is a time ta do quite tha opposite . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. There is incredible opportizzles wait'n fo` you in tiny cracks of yo life that you may not expect at this tizzle fo gettin yo pimp on. You wizzle find that by extend'n yoself out ta baller you is increas'n yo chances fo` ultimate success n good fortune . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Put no restrictions or boundaries on yoself; let tha good times rizzle.
As serious and as respectful I am regarding yesterday's journal entry, I couldn't help but laugh when I re-read it through gizoogle.
Even tha investigative team is frontin' a hard tizzy figur'n out how tha gunman gots back onto tha property wit an "assault rifle" . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.
The stupid pizzle of this entire tragedy is this:
The offica wizzle there investigat'n a grow-op.
Of all tha stupid reasons ta git killed, its over weed.
At first, over n above tha obvious tragedy, I thought tizzle if anyth'n this would makes tha crazy ass nigga tizzle be re-think this whole that P-L-to-tha-izzant is illegal th'n, n realize thizzay if it werent fo` this ridicizzles prohibizzle tha homey first of all would not have been bustin' it coz there was no profit fo` sum-m sum-m that you can buy at yo local government run liquor store, (when was tha last time you bought moonshine?) n secondly tha cops would hizzy bizzy elsewhere that day probably writ'n traffic violation tickets n bustin' what tizzle wizzy going ta makes fo` dinna thizzat weekend gangsta style.
Fookin 'ell that's some funny shite.
So now, I can't seem to read my horrorscope unless I do so through Gizoogle:
Sunday, Mizzay 06
Today is def not mizzle fo` you ta D-R-to-tha-izzown in self-pity, dear Pisces, so git up n go hizzle some fun wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. You wiznill find that laughta is tha bizzest remedy fo` yo messin' emotions, n you wizzle find T-H-to-tha-izzat this brotha is abundant once you let yoself fall into tha right frame of mind. Adopt a mantra that reminds you ta smile on yoself internally. Shed light on yo inside so thiznat you may radiate even brighta on tha outside . Bounce wit me.
and for my friends:
Sunday, March 06
Today is an extremely expansive day fo` you, dear Gemini, n you wiznill find thiznat all killa especially those hav'n ta do wit love n beauty, is extremely favored . Tru niggaz do niggaz. You wizzay find yoself being tha centa of attention jiznust `bout everywhere you is so makes sure yo teeth is brushed now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Radiate out into tha world . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. You may be feel'n so light that you is likely ta levitate off tha ground a bit as you wizzy diznown tha street . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.
Sunday, March 06
Today is a bootylicious day fo` you ta shine, dear Leo . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. People is in tha mood ta laugh, n you is more tizzy will'n ta help facilitate this action. Feel free ta be tha clown that you are. Add humility ta any situation n you ciznan't go wrizzong. Takes chillin' ta a new level of ridiculizzles . Bounce wit me. Miznuch of tha tension that is caused between thugz today is as a result of tak'n ourselves too seriously. Do yo piznart ta reverse this trend.
Sunday, March 06
There is a subtle reminda in tha cosmos today thiznat is help'n you makes sure that you is spendin' yoself tha attention that you need, dear Aquarius. Motherfucka ta bring a bucket of wata fo` yoself instead of always chillin' it away ta everyone else yeah yeah baby. There is quite a favorizzles frontin' n generous spirit going around today tizzle you wizzle find ta be extremely contagious. Jizzle in on tha fun n fizzle fizzle ta add in yo own wit n spicy twizzist ta any situation n shit.
Sunday, March 06
Diznon't git so serious `bout th'n today, dear Capricorn. In fiznact, this is a time ta do quite tha opposite . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. There is incredible opportizzles wait'n fo` you in tiny cracks of yo life that you may not expect at this tizzle fo gettin yo pimp on. You wizzle find that by extend'n yoself out ta baller you is increas'n yo chances fo` ultimate success n good fortune . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Put no restrictions or boundaries on yoself; let tha good times rizzle.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
wottan:
Tha' shit be straight up gangsta, bitch
hotbonbon:
Krist! Curses for telling me about Gizoogle - I cannot look away - like a trainwreck it is! How thou vexeth me!!!! (am shaking fist violently like crazed and unappreciated suburban uberhousefrau)