Right, so where to begin?
My band Disco Machine Gun are playing in a week and a half, so I'm pretty excited.
My art has stalled horribly, causing possible failure at college, but I'm too happy at the moment, and my project is basically depressing. So I'm pouring all my creative energy into happy things instead.
I'm going to a fancy dress party in mid-April and I need to make a costume. Sexy costumes make me angry. They're basically for the insecure: if you only have the guts to wear a short skirt on Halloween because it's not really you, then you shouldn't be wearing it at all. I wear short skirts whenever the fuck I feel like it, and I go to fancy dress parties in fancy dress, not as a sexy cat or any of that nonsense.
Psssch. The point is, I want to be a fat little bee and it's impossible to find bee costumes that don't look crappy, due to their bodysuit+tutu+heels style. I don't want a sexy little minidress, I want a big fat bumblebee arse!
The first time I saw them I had just woken up from passing out drunk on a bathroom floor and could not believe the chaos I had walked into with Beth. There were girls jumping the stage, screaming and dancing and she was going nuts in a leopard mini skirt, straight from a John Waters film on acid in heaven. I cannot praise them enough. I hope you snag the latest and work your way back from there!