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OK .. SO SATURDAY WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME, ON MY SECOND RUN I ROLLED OVER ON MY ANKLE THAT STILL ISNT 100% FROM A FEW MONTHS BACK, SO THAT WAS IT FOR THE COMP, WE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO SYDNEY, I WAS JUST GOING TO HAVE A QUITE NIGHT BUT COME ABOUT 11PM MY FRIENDS BEGGED ME TO GO PARTY WITH THEM, SO WE WENT INTO A CLUB IN THE CROSS, THOUGHT ID END MY SHITTY DAY WITH A FEW COCKTAILS AND GOOD COMPANY..
OK HERE'S THE SHORT OF IT
3 SHOTS LEAD TO 6 SHOTS ..WHICH LEAD TO COUNTLESS COCKTAILS ENDING WITH MORE SHOTS AND MY SHIRT OVER MY HEAD TOO DRUNK TO WALK TO MY OWN CAR I JUMP ON MY FRIEND TIM STRADDLING HIM FROM THE FRONT..

HIS DRUNK ASS STEPS STRAIGHT ONTO THE MAIN ROAD INTO ON-COMING TRAFFIC WHEN THIS BITCH COMES OUT OF NO-WHERE.. .. HER BUMPER BARELY MISSING US , TIM JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY AND I FELL TO THE GROUND!! TOO DRUNK TO REALIZE WHAT REALLY JUST HAPPENED I BURST INTO LAUGHTER.. KICK HER CAR DOOR AND WALK AWAY.. WAKING UP THEN THIS MORNING COVERED IN BRUISES..

OH WAIT.. I FORGOT TO MENTION WALKING AWAY FROM THAT.. & EATING 3AM PIZZA TO "SOBER UP" TIM AND HIS FRIENDS GET INTO A FULL ON STREET BRAWL (WHICH THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL WHO ATTENDED) ... 3 LEBANESE YOUTHS TO BE EXACT.

WHY IS IT I ALWAYS END UP WITH A "STORY" @ THE END OF THE NIGHT.. DON'T WORRY.. IM OK & READY FOR ROUND 2.. DING DING

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