Right now just editing the Hooter girl wedding I did video for this past weekend and that ties up my computer for along time. Whats cool is her dad tipped me $100. I actually got her in next years Hooter calendar hopefully.She was a beautiful bride!
I've started to ride my mountain bike around town to get back in shape but it's been so FUCKIN HOT! I used to do bike road races on my ten-speed of around 60 miles so riding around town ain't that much of a big deal and it's quite fun,but did I mention it's FUCKIN HOT! When you ride a bike in a urban enviorment you got to ride like an old skool fighter pilot always looking around and over your shoulder for people that can kill you! Did I ever mention it's FUCKIN HOT!
Thing about being so FUCKIN HOT is that the good looking girlz with the bodies always wear as little as possible and they normally will always receive one of my business cards.
Speaking of business cards this is my new SIN CITY business card holder.
the small print says
WALK DOWN THE RIGHT ALLEY IN SIN CITY AND YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING.
perfect saying for my business since I recruit models 24/7
Join my Latina group Senorita mas Fina
Join my Cigar group Smoke um if you got um
Live your dream!
Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people
can't resist telling others about you."
Walt Disney
Top 10 reasons not to procrastinate
1.
This is the coolest scam I've received yet! It looks like a movie plot!
REGRET ANY INITIAL EMBARRASSMENT MY LETTER MIGHT
CAUSE YOU.I DO NOT INTEND TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY BY
THIS MAIL,BUT I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE ON THIS MATTER.
I AM CAPTAIN KENNETH TYLER OF THE BRITISH 4TH INFANTRY
DIVISION.IN RETROSPECT, DURING OUR COMBINED FORCES
WITH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ARMY TO OUSTER THE
BRUTAL
REGIME OF SADDAM HUSSEIN IN IRAQ, IN ONE
OF OUR ROUTINE SEARCH OF SADDAM HUSSEIN'S PRESIDENTIAL
PALACE IN BAGHDAD, SOME OF MY COLLEAGUE AND I FOUND
SOME
BOXES CONTAINING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SADDAM
HUSSEIN'S
PRESIDENTIAL PALACE TO THE TUNE OF SIXTEEN MILLION
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ($16.2M).
AFTER THE DISCOVERY OF THESE BOXES, MY COLLEAGUE AND I
CAREFULLY REMOVED THE BOXES TO A SAFE LOCATION OF
WHICH WE NOW ARRANGED WITH A SECURITY COURIER FIRM
WHOM NOW HELPED US IN SHIPPING THE BOXES OUT OF IRAQ
TO EUROPE FOR SAFE KEEPING.THE CONSIGNMENT IS MARKED
AS FILM AND FILM
MATERIALS OF WHICH I HAVE DOCUMENTS TO THIS EFFECT
SHOWING PROOF OF DEPOSIT.
DUE TO THE CURRENT NATURE OF MY JOB, IT BECOMES QUITE
IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY COLLEAGUE AND I TO CLAIM THIS
MONEY,HENCE, WE SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE .
I AM THEREFORE ASKING YOU TO PLEASE COME TO OUR AID IN
GETTING THIS MONEY OUT FROM THE SECURITY COURIER FIRM
FOR US, FOR ONWARD INVESTMENT OF THE MONEY INTO
VARIOUS BUSINESSES AS ADVISED BY YOU.
I AM CONTACTING YOU IN VIEW OF THE FACT THAT WE WILL
BE OF GREAT ASSISTANCE TO EACH OTHER.YOU WILL BE
ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED FOR THIS.
I WOULD ADVISE THAT THIS MATTER BE TREATED IN ABSOLUTE
CONFIDENTIALITY.
PLEASE DO GET INTOUCH WITH ME ON THE RECEIPT OF THIS
MAIL
THROUGH MY EMAIL ADDRESS: kenneth2_tyler@volny.cz
AND ALSO
INCLUDE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN AS WELL
SPEAK
TO EACH OTHER SO AS TO FACILITATE QUICK EXECUTION OF
THIS TRANSACTION.
I LOOK FORWARD TO A MUTUAL AND BENEFICIAL
RELATIONSHIP.
REGARDS,
CAPTAIN KENNETH TYLER
WILDINDIGO asked in her journal..what would be the last song you would want to hear at the end! This is my choice!
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.
Ive lived a life thats full.
Ive traveled each and evry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.
Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!
My Way > Frank Sinatra
I've started to ride my mountain bike around town to get back in shape but it's been so FUCKIN HOT! I used to do bike road races on my ten-speed of around 60 miles so riding around town ain't that much of a big deal and it's quite fun,but did I mention it's FUCKIN HOT! When you ride a bike in a urban enviorment you got to ride like an old skool fighter pilot always looking around and over your shoulder for people that can kill you! Did I ever mention it's FUCKIN HOT!
Thing about being so FUCKIN HOT is that the good looking girlz with the bodies always wear as little as possible and they normally will always receive one of my business cards.
Speaking of business cards this is my new SIN CITY business card holder.
the small print says
WALK DOWN THE RIGHT ALLEY IN SIN CITY AND YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING.
perfect saying for my business since I recruit models 24/7
Join my Latina group Senorita mas Fina
Join my Cigar group Smoke um if you got um
Live your dream!
Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people
can't resist telling others about you."
Walt Disney
Top 10 reasons not to procrastinate
1.
This is the coolest scam I've received yet! It looks like a movie plot!
REGRET ANY INITIAL EMBARRASSMENT MY LETTER MIGHT
CAUSE YOU.I DO NOT INTEND TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY BY
THIS MAIL,BUT I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE ON THIS MATTER.
I AM CAPTAIN KENNETH TYLER OF THE BRITISH 4TH INFANTRY
DIVISION.IN RETROSPECT, DURING OUR COMBINED FORCES
WITH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ARMY TO OUSTER THE
BRUTAL
REGIME OF SADDAM HUSSEIN IN IRAQ, IN ONE
OF OUR ROUTINE SEARCH OF SADDAM HUSSEIN'S PRESIDENTIAL
PALACE IN BAGHDAD, SOME OF MY COLLEAGUE AND I FOUND
SOME
BOXES CONTAINING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SADDAM
HUSSEIN'S
PRESIDENTIAL PALACE TO THE TUNE OF SIXTEEN MILLION
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ($16.2M).
AFTER THE DISCOVERY OF THESE BOXES, MY COLLEAGUE AND I
CAREFULLY REMOVED THE BOXES TO A SAFE LOCATION OF
WHICH WE NOW ARRANGED WITH A SECURITY COURIER FIRM
WHOM NOW HELPED US IN SHIPPING THE BOXES OUT OF IRAQ
TO EUROPE FOR SAFE KEEPING.THE CONSIGNMENT IS MARKED
AS FILM AND FILM
MATERIALS OF WHICH I HAVE DOCUMENTS TO THIS EFFECT
SHOWING PROOF OF DEPOSIT.
DUE TO THE CURRENT NATURE OF MY JOB, IT BECOMES QUITE
IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY COLLEAGUE AND I TO CLAIM THIS
MONEY,HENCE, WE SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE .
I AM THEREFORE ASKING YOU TO PLEASE COME TO OUR AID IN
GETTING THIS MONEY OUT FROM THE SECURITY COURIER FIRM
FOR US, FOR ONWARD INVESTMENT OF THE MONEY INTO
VARIOUS BUSINESSES AS ADVISED BY YOU.
I AM CONTACTING YOU IN VIEW OF THE FACT THAT WE WILL
BE OF GREAT ASSISTANCE TO EACH OTHER.YOU WILL BE
ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED FOR THIS.
I WOULD ADVISE THAT THIS MATTER BE TREATED IN ABSOLUTE
CONFIDENTIALITY.
PLEASE DO GET INTOUCH WITH ME ON THE RECEIPT OF THIS
THROUGH MY EMAIL ADDRESS: kenneth2_tyler@volny.cz
AND ALSO
INCLUDE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN AS WELL
SPEAK
TO EACH OTHER SO AS TO FACILITATE QUICK EXECUTION OF
THIS TRANSACTION.
I LOOK FORWARD TO A MUTUAL AND BENEFICIAL
RELATIONSHIP.
REGARDS,
CAPTAIN KENNETH TYLER
WILDINDIGO asked in her journal..what would be the last song you would want to hear at the end! This is my choice!
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.
Ive lived a life thats full.
Ive traveled each and evry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.
Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!
My Way > Frank Sinatra
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How are you besides "FUCKIN HOT"?