Haha Tovi got me thinking about this old story and I felt the need to share it with everyone.
Prologue: I got really drunk one night and on a que from drinking buddies tried to cut off my penis (it did not work the scissors thank god only made it bout half way before I got to light headed to continue so I went to the hospital and a very attractive nurse stitched my penis but I was on meds so I didn't get to remember her.
Story:
so another night I am at a party and a girl I met at the party decided to give me head and she had a strange look on her face the whole time but hey she still finished (what a trooper). after she was done she began looking over my penis inquisitively after a moment or two she finally asked me my full name and when I responded she said
"I knew it was you, where is you scar."
I was flabbergasted I had no idea what she was talking about. she got up and left the room and screamed out to the whole party.
"Cindy, I told you it was him, but his penis is perfectly fine."
still not sure what was going on I regrouped and found her to ask her what the fuck was that about. she told me she was the hospital worker who had previously stitched my penis and was just curious as to how her work looked.
end note we became sex buddies for about a year after that. I miss her now that she is married.
Prologue: I got really drunk one night and on a que from drinking buddies tried to cut off my penis (it did not work the scissors thank god only made it bout half way before I got to light headed to continue so I went to the hospital and a very attractive nurse stitched my penis but I was on meds so I didn't get to remember her.
Story:
so another night I am at a party and a girl I met at the party decided to give me head and she had a strange look on her face the whole time but hey she still finished (what a trooper). after she was done she began looking over my penis inquisitively after a moment or two she finally asked me my full name and when I responded she said
"I knew it was you, where is you scar."
I was flabbergasted I had no idea what she was talking about. she got up and left the room and screamed out to the whole party.
"Cindy, I told you it was him, but his penis is perfectly fine."
still not sure what was going on I regrouped and found her to ask her what the fuck was that about. she told me she was the hospital worker who had previously stitched my penis and was just curious as to how her work looked.
end note we became sex buddies for about a year after that. I miss her now that she is married.
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delilahlove:
i know that its bigger than that cause if i can see it then your camera can see it!!!
caell1933:
Holy shit dude! This story is entirely disturbing on one hand and oddly entertaining on the other! What the hell were you drinking that night so that I can be sure to avoid it in the future?!