Doctor Who: Timelord or Gaylord?
I really do miss the early series of Dr Who. I grew up (well tried to grow up) watching that show, so it will always have a place in heart...yadda yadda.
It is the longest running sci-fi in this part of the universe and on reflection now, it's pretty obvious that he was a raging homosexual. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)
I mean, here's a single man, who traverses space and time, with a bevy of beauties, and nothing romantic ever happens with any of them. (I'm not counting the new series on account of it sucks. Special effects have killed off that cheese factor that I loved so much.) These gorgeous women, of which Leela was my favourite, always had an underlying annoyance with him and they all eventually left him. And he was never sad to any of them go. Yup say no more...
I think the Tardis was a physical metaphor for 'The Closet'.
The Doctor's most feared enemies were the Daleks and The Master. The latter doesn't require much explaining, he obviously is a jilted sado-masochist, ex-boyfriend bent on revenge.
But the Daleks are quite interesting. Apart from looking like a gigantic ribbed sex toy, they also come with an array of sexual attachments, of which the Dr became obsessed with and they with him. If that 'nose' isn't an anal probe I don't what is.
John Pertwee's Dr, was far to flamboyant and stylish to be straight and Tom Baker and his eternal supply of Jellybabies was just disturbing.
With each regeneration he seems to be getting gayer, fingers crossed he finally comes out of the Tardis for once and all. Here is my candidate for the next Dr.
I just loved K-9 too. Did anyone notice that he sounded like a lawnmower? He had to be the noisiest robotic side-kick ever.
Dr: "Shut the fuck up K-9, the cyborgmen will hear us!"
K-9: "Yes Master."
I guess creating a robotic poodle for the Dr would have been to difficult back then. Not that I am implying poodles are an appropriate dog for gay men.......oh hell, okay I am.
And yes, I do have to much time on my hands.
Oh and one more thing, if anyone can find and send me these panties I would be most grateful.
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Phallic symbol = sex symbol
Not to mention the bad boy image.
Although that shrill voice is a bit psychotic. "Exterminate !, Exterminate ! "
Its probably best if they play the tall silent type on a date