I make a MEAN apple pie. And when i say mean, i mean it'll go into your mouth and kick each and every one of your teeth in the face just because they looked at it funny. It'll actually take a pocket knife and scalp each and every one of your taste buds, because they aint it's style. It pours vinegar on flower beds and steals candy from babies, then goes and buys the biggest, fanciest, most tasty sandwich at Subway and eats it in front of a homeless person. Except instead of eating all of it, it'll eat 3 bites and throw the rest on the ground, stepping on it to make sure it's COMPLETELY inedible.
yeah. i make a mean apple pie. and if i only had some kind of RAW processing software, i would have a picture of it up right now.
God. Pie is awesome.
yeah. i make a mean apple pie. and if i only had some kind of RAW processing software, i would have a picture of it up right now.
God. Pie is awesome.
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