Is it bad that here I am at 2 in the morning on New Years all alone in bed? Wasn't feeling too hot at work so I got sent home only to find my lady asleep in the bathroom, very ill. So now, sadly, I am in bed alone looking at naked girls with a hard on in hopes all that will cheer me up. So feel free to send me something to jerk off to so I can bring in the New Year in style. 
Jeez, man