Men are dumb. And I am proof of that. Check this out. Even if it is hard to get the detail...
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That, ladies and gentlemen is what you get when you block a slapshot in a vain attempt to get the hot chick thats playing on your team to notice you. Now let me explain how dumb the whole situation was.
My Monday night team has had problems with players not showing up for games. So we get two new players subbing in for us, one of which is a crazy hot, tattooed and pierced chick with gorgeous blue eyes and a killer smile. And because Im king douche bag around hot chicks I cant even really look her in the eye because in the back of my head I think she'd think I was like a stalker or something. I didnt even ask her name. Yes. I know. I am dumb. So fast forward to the third period, we're getting our asses handed to us and Im trying to step up my game for a couple reasons. To try and make the score a little better and hopefully in the process look good in front of the hot chick. Dan, the rink manager and player on the other team, is coming down the wing and Im defending. He winds up for his shot, which is a cannon by the way, and I step up to block it.
And boy do I ever. Right with my cup. Luckily for me it re-directed off said protective gear and smashed into my upper thigh. I didnt crumple into a little ball on the rink but instead stayed out there for another minute or so in hopes of looking cool and showing some grit and toughness. I dont know for sure if any of it worked but she did smile at me in the locker room after the game. I say "Mission Accomplilshed!" Even if I still didnt get her name
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That, ladies and gentlemen is what you get when you block a slapshot in a vain attempt to get the hot chick thats playing on your team to notice you. Now let me explain how dumb the whole situation was.
My Monday night team has had problems with players not showing up for games. So we get two new players subbing in for us, one of which is a crazy hot, tattooed and pierced chick with gorgeous blue eyes and a killer smile. And because Im king douche bag around hot chicks I cant even really look her in the eye because in the back of my head I think she'd think I was like a stalker or something. I didnt even ask her name. Yes. I know. I am dumb. So fast forward to the third period, we're getting our asses handed to us and Im trying to step up my game for a couple reasons. To try and make the score a little better and hopefully in the process look good in front of the hot chick. Dan, the rink manager and player on the other team, is coming down the wing and Im defending. He winds up for his shot, which is a cannon by the way, and I step up to block it.
And boy do I ever. Right with my cup. Luckily for me it re-directed off said protective gear and smashed into my upper thigh. I didnt crumple into a little ball on the rink but instead stayed out there for another minute or so in hopes of looking cool and showing some grit and toughness. I dont know for sure if any of it worked but she did smile at me in the locker room after the game. I say "Mission Accomplilshed!" Even if I still didnt get her name
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you took one for the team...and your ego...she could at least rub it down for you
i like crazy too. just not insanity.