pheydra

so, I was sitting thinkin "what to write." then it hit me, a flip flop to the face. And I had a flash back to an event when I was watching die hard, with a vengence. My friend Chloe and I had the brilliant idea to take on the roles of samuel Jackson and Bruce Willis, because what else is there to do while eating tots, and polish sausages. It was an epic battle with the crazy german guy who feels no pain. At one point Bruce is sprawled on the floor and this guy does a flying kick into his face, flipping him over, and was all like "ARRRRGHHH!" and my friend, commenting on the awesome, gives the insight that, "oh, you just got kicked in the face......(dramatic pause....)...by a GERMAN.

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