pheonixryzyng

wow... friday and nothing to do.

they called and told me they were cancelling work this morning at around 4 am. and i couldnt get back to sleep after that.

i hate not haveing internet in my apartment. i have to go use the librarys or my neighbors. luck me thy're nice peoples. but soon, gloriously soon it'll be all worked out.

yay me!

So my friend sent me this and i so had to pass them on...

Plus I havent updated in a while...

Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when The Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the unanimous Winner:

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach...
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monday monday...

and i'm bored...

dont want to work tomorrow...

oh well...

rush right in.
by dw

i admit that i hardly know you.
we've talked all through the night.
once shared a hug, a hearty laugh
yet hardly in each others sight.

i know little things about you,
favorite color, favorite food...
how smart you are, what makes you laugh,
and promises to never be untrue.

there is somthing about you.
i've felt it for a...
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tomorrow i start my EMT classes... for the next month and a half i dont have to go to work... instead i will devote all my time to this class...

oh and rehearsals, cant forget to remember to memorize those last couple monologues and i'll be set.

and some how or another i'll find a way to write here more often. most of my stuff...
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i started screwing around with photoshop again... i hope that nobody on this site minds if i borrow some of their pics and plays with contours and lighting...

who knows.

dont think anyone reads these anyway...

oh yeah. cherry is gorgeous.

and lily allen's song alfie is friggen hilarious...

that is all.

LOVE
-noun

1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like):
Would you like to see a movie, love?
5. sexual intercourse; copulation.

-verb (used with object)
6. to...
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So this morning I wake up and find a note on the pillow next to my head, after spending 20 minutes staring at it and thinking my eyes are out of focus, I turn the paper upside down and this is what it says...



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work...
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I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.

But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.

But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you; change your mind about going into the...
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.

Several dropped and rolled down toward the...
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its taken me 25 years to get where i am, the following is everything i have learned about females...


















and that about sums it all up...

All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten.

Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand pile at school. These are the things I learned.

Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own...
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