I may be truly and horribly fucked.
I stubbed my pinkie toe on a piece of furnature and I think I broke it.
Yes, I know that they don't "do" anything for a broken toe.
I'm fucked because if it's broken I can't work.
I'm sick to my stomach, this couldn't have happened at a worse time.
There is really only one thing I can...
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I stubbed my pinkie toe on a piece of furnature and I think I broke it.
Yes, I know that they don't "do" anything for a broken toe.
I'm fucked because if it's broken I can't work.
I'm sick to my stomach, this couldn't have happened at a worse time.
There is really only one thing I can...
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Emotional Needs.
I've been thinking alot about my emotional needs and I realized that though I use the term "emotional needs" often I have never really been sure what the term means.
And because I hate to use words, phrases, clauses and terms that I am not sure of their definitaions I looked "emotional needs" up.
This is what I found.
In various degrees, each...
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I've been thinking alot about my emotional needs and I realized that though I use the term "emotional needs" often I have never really been sure what the term means.
And because I hate to use words, phrases, clauses and terms that I am not sure of their definitaions I looked "emotional needs" up.
This is what I found.
In various degrees, each...
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dangerman:
that list is actually a bit intimidating, even if it's what I need too....... man that's a lot of boxes to check.
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tunnel_vision:
Your list scares me
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Is it odd that I've become obsessed with becoming an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church simply because I can?
I have no burning religious need to minister to people...yet, I just think it's cool.
I could perform wedding ceremonies at like the gym or in a theater or anywhere!!!
I'm liking this idea.
I could start my own ministry.
I wonder if I...
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I have no burning religious need to minister to people...yet, I just think it's cool.
I could perform wedding ceremonies at like the gym or in a theater or anywhere!!!
I'm liking this idea.
I could start my own ministry.
I wonder if I...
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aldremech:
Welcome to the fold
I was ordained March 30, 2000. I have done 2 weddings and a baptism so far. Someone asked me to do a funeral, but I wasn't able to preside that day. It's been a little slow metaphysically around here
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realistic67:
As long as you don't become a Nun... that would be a loss to the world.
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tunnel_vision:
I think long island is the only ny that matters
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oracle:
TECHNICALLY central america isn't it's own continent so really..it's still north america
Just throwing that out there ![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
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things I like about my life at the moment
my job, believe it or not
my new laptop
I'm thinking
still thinking, there's got to be something else
hmmmm
yeah
no nothing else
this sucks
see ya
my job, believe it or not
my new laptop
I'm thinking
still thinking, there's got to be something else
hmmmm
yeah
no nothing else
this sucks
see ya
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darqkloud:
New job and laptop are good.
pandara:
I love new laptops. I bet it makes you very happy.
I went to boot up my old desktop and all I got was a black screen.
I'm going to have my computer expert ex bf (he ALSO never used that term) take a look at it to see if he can retrieve anything that was on it.
Other wise every naughty picture
every bit of erotica
I've ever written is lost to the ages.
Can't...
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I'm going to have my computer expert ex bf (he ALSO never used that term) take a look at it to see if he can retrieve anything that was on it.
Other wise every naughty picture
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Can't...
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ki1:
oh shit bad karma, if tunnel arrives at your house.
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sweetbutch:
"you can't take it with you"
they say.
but you pheme (to my butch)
you got it all going on right now
from the tip of your nose
to the roundness of your much celebrated ass
down to your manicured toes
you are fine, divine, sometimes supine
and all good things will come to you bay bee
"you can't take it with you"
they say.
but you pheme (to my butch)
you got it all going on right now
from the tip of your nose
to the roundness of your much celebrated ass
down to your manicured toes
you are fine, divine, sometimes supine
and all good things will come to you bay bee
He says he cares then plans a party, with his friends most of whom I've never met or met once, on the one day I can not possibly attend; THEN casual tells me about the party in Target and wonders why I was upset.
I told him I was upset with myself for forgetting what a selfish, self-serving jerk he was, he said, "How you...
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I told him I was upset with myself for forgetting what a selfish, self-serving jerk he was, he said, "How you...
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realistic67:
Yeah... I think Flashmo's right....I've read this before here. Guys with bad patterns aren't worth it. Because if it's pattern you can't change them. Only find a guy with a better pattern.
nina_kova:
awww....sweetie...i am going to echo a lot of people here, this situation isn't worth your tears. you truly deserve something better and realistic67 is right, bad patterns don't change unless the person who holds them decides to change....i know how sucky it feels though.. ![kiss](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/kiss.fdbea70b77bb.gif)
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So I have to go to my nephew's graduation party at a semi ritzy Westchester restaurant.
I have to tell him that he can't cash his graduation present check until next week and also not to tell his mother cus I don't want to hear about it.
It's gonna be a great day...
At least I'm getting a free meal and free drink BUT I...
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I have to tell him that he can't cash his graduation present check until next week and also not to tell his mother cus I don't want to hear about it.
It's gonna be a great day...
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At least I'm getting a free meal and free drink BUT I...
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dufsmash13:
but what about me?
dufsmash13:
but what about me?
I forgot to use my female to male dictionary yesterday.
So my, "I'll be at_______ (in the same building his place of business is located) at 4:00. I'll have the script with me if you want to pick it up"
In which I was really saying, "Hey, Cool Beans! I'm going to be right down the hall from you! Come and see me before you...
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So my, "I'll be at_______ (in the same building his place of business is located) at 4:00. I'll have the script with me if you want to pick it up"
In which I was really saying, "Hey, Cool Beans! I'm going to be right down the hall from you! Come and see me before you...
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tunnel_vision:
He didn't really hear you say anything
He was too busy checking out your ass
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darqkloud:
Most of mine are nightmares also.
Or involve high school and I'm failing English and History.
Those were my favorite classes.
Sorry lady.
Men can be dorks, sometimes.
Or involve high school and I'm failing English and History.
Those were my favorite classes.
Sorry lady.
Men can be dorks, sometimes.
I wore shorts yesterday.
For those of you who read my posts you know that I HATE shorts and that I only on one pair.
That one pair makes a public appearance once a year for the Relay for Life.
Every year my gym forms a team and I volunteer my time to teach a class at the Relay.
It's a great cause but in...
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For those of you who read my posts you know that I HATE shorts and that I only on one pair.
That one pair makes a public appearance once a year for the Relay for Life.
Every year my gym forms a team and I volunteer my time to teach a class at the Relay.
It's a great cause but in...
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teddy__kgb:
yay. thanks. i'm sure you look good in the damn shorts.
caffeinemonkey:
I love your sex self boobs and all. I have a feeling you look amazing in shorts.
I saw that dinosaurs show.... pretty fun
on a morbid note, did you lose your nail in a gruesome explosion of blood? i hate it when that happens.