So, I have Stigmata.
OK not really but here's what's up.
I have very chapped palms because well, because I do all my own dishes and I ALWAYS forget to put on hand cream.
Now in my fitness class I CLAP, I clap a lot and I clap LOUDLY.
The result is that my palms have split and are bleeding and I swear to... Read More
I just hit my head walking past a beam in the basement that I have walked past a thousand times before and I hit my head.
Hard enough to see stars.
I have a headache and I'm nauseated.
I'd like a little good luck some of the time, just to mix things up a bit!
Yes it's the same cat that is killing the Chia... Read More
Never thought I would say this, but....I'm praying for poop. (the rest of us Geezers need some of that fiber when you are done with it. NO, that's not what I said, you know what I meant)
I couldn't get a zumba instructor , I am so bummed..the city had never heard of it , and so they wanted to stick with more "traditional " programs ...I really wanted to try it though ( i was hoping it would make my ass look like yours hahah)
OK so I am getting dressed after having had a shower and I go to put on my panties but my toe gets caught in the string of my thong and I fall over and give myself a bloody nose
Merry Christmas to me!
This is just one of the reasons that I rarely wear undies. (only with dresses is my general rule) Panties are highly over rated and fraught with peril. Besides, I am an A-1, world class clod and I've taken my fair share of spills as well. Sorry you took such a bad tumble, though. That's never any fun. Hope your nose is all recovered and happy again.
I Love you so much.
You are so cool you make kids happy everyhare
you know some kids don't beleve in you wow crazy right
well for Crimis I was hoping I can get coloring books and a
good crismis for my Mom and my sister and me that wood be grate... Read More
Which part of your body is your favorite?
Do you get the recommended 30 minutes of cardio-vascular exercise 3 times a week?
Do you strength train?
Do you eat breakfast?
Have you ever worn socks with sandals?
What is the first think you think of when I say, "speaker"?
What question would you like to ask me?
Which part of your body is your favorite? My....uh...dunno? depends on the day, and the amount of bloating I am currently dealin' with! Somedays I just love my ass, other days all I see is dimples when I look at it...somedays I love my bewbs, other days all I see is them starting to sag a bit.
Do you get the recommended 30 minutes of cardio-vascular exercise 3 times a week? Most of the time
Do you strength train? I used to...kind of fell away from it for awhile, but will be getting back into it soon
Do you eat breakfast? sometimes
Have you ever worn socks with sandals? let me think on it....uh, no...NEVER!
What is the first think you think of when I say, "speaker"? music
What question would you like to ask me? How can I convince you that you are fantabulous??
Let's just start this off by me saying that I am a horrible person.
I am a judgmental, prejudiced, snob of an awful person.
I am going to hell, I know this and I've accepted it.
It's other people who have problems with it.
"I'll pray for your soul!"
Thanks but go pray for someone who has an outside chance, ok?
I, in no way, see you as a horrible person. (granted I only know of you from what you post)
And making shit loads of money doesn't make you happy. It only leads to spending large amounts of money to try and make yourself be happy.
Yes, they may mean you'll be happier because you won't be stressing over money. But trust me, doing something you don't want to do for 40 hours a week will kill you a little more every day.
The Real World is a vampire.
Hey!
I wear pleated pants! And look good in the also!
those people bust on you because they don't have the courage to look in the mirror and see their own problems. it's always easier to point the finger, than to admit you have issues, yourself. don't let them get you depressed.
( i was hoping it would make my ass look like yours hahah)
Besides, I am an A-1, world class clod and I've taken my fair share of spills as well. Sorry you took such a bad tumble, though. That's never any fun. 
Cheers ~
