Party was...eh.
I sometimes forget how dull "normal" people can be...hell even the gay & theater people I know are boring.
I went dressed in my version of a Roller Derby chick.
I think I could have walked in dressed in a paper sack and gotten as much attention and looks.
Whoa...maybe I was dressed as the invisible man and no one told me.
NO, there are no pictures.
No one took any of me and I don't like to ask to have my picture taken.
Right now I wish I had a Fortress of Solitude, everywhere I go, everywhere I turn, every step I take a child is there buggin' the crap out of me.
Hey I love my kids as much as the next parent but when it's just YOU and THEM and no one else to relieve the pressure they get to be a little much.
At the moment as I am writing this they are both on the bed with me fighting.
OH!
And after nearly 45 years I've figured out that it's BAD to say NO to a family invitation but OK to show up and then disappear for hours on end because no one notices that I am missing.
So, I plan to show up for Thanksgiving at my sister's house, park in a place where I won't get blocked in AND drive home for a good two hours...then I return for supper and to help with the dishes because that's the only TRUE time my presence or lack there of is noticed.
IT"S A GENIUS PLAN!!
I sometimes forget how dull "normal" people can be...hell even the gay & theater people I know are boring.
I went dressed in my version of a Roller Derby chick.
I think I could have walked in dressed in a paper sack and gotten as much attention and looks.
Whoa...maybe I was dressed as the invisible man and no one told me.
NO, there are no pictures.
No one took any of me and I don't like to ask to have my picture taken.
Right now I wish I had a Fortress of Solitude, everywhere I go, everywhere I turn, every step I take a child is there buggin' the crap out of me.
Hey I love my kids as much as the next parent but when it's just YOU and THEM and no one else to relieve the pressure they get to be a little much.
At the moment as I am writing this they are both on the bed with me fighting.
OH!
And after nearly 45 years I've figured out that it's BAD to say NO to a family invitation but OK to show up and then disappear for hours on end because no one notices that I am missing.
So, I plan to show up for Thanksgiving at my sister's house, park in a place where I won't get blocked in AND drive home for a good two hours...then I return for supper and to help with the dishes because that's the only TRUE time my presence or lack there of is noticed.
IT"S A GENIUS PLAN!!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
aldremech:
Just me and my son. It was very nice watching Alien and Predator movies all day and then fattening up. I am content
trixxx:
My first night of derby, I had to pull over on the way to the space to have the nervous scoots and then when I got there I put my helmet on backwards and had to ask for help with the other pads....it was awful hahahah