I just hit my head walking past a beam in the basement that I have walked past a thousand times before and I hit my head.
Hard enough to see stars.
I have a headache and I'm nauseated.
I'd like a little good luck some of the time, just to mix things up a bit!
Yes it's the same cat that is killing the Chia pet, he also likes to throw up in the middle of the night right in front of the bathroom so you're guaranteed to step in it.
It did not take me long at all to write my header, I've memorized it.
I've got to go dance now with a raging headache and nausea.
And I've eaten enough fiber in the last week to make brooms for an entire coven of witches and YET...
Hard enough to see stars.
I have a headache and I'm nauseated.
I'd like a little good luck some of the time, just to mix things up a bit!
Yes it's the same cat that is killing the Chia pet, he also likes to throw up in the middle of the night right in front of the bathroom so you're guaranteed to step in it.
It did not take me long at all to write my header, I've memorized it.
I've got to go dance now with a raging headache and nausea.
And I've eaten enough fiber in the last week to make brooms for an entire coven of witches and YET...
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flashmo:
Never thought I would say this, but....I'm praying for poop. (the rest of us Geezers need some of that fiber when you are done with it. NO, that's not what I said, you know what I meant) 
ki1:
owww. bump on the noggin. 