I gotta stop driving home drunk. You can't be lucky forever.
Yes, that's right. I did get drunk on a Monday night. Well, maybe not drunk, but pretty well buzzed.
Bedtime.
P.S. Don't be concerned. It's not something to be proud of, but I perfected the art of driving under the influence when I waitressed at the strip club. I came home buzzed everynight.
I never drive if I'm out and out wasted.
Yes, that's right. I did get drunk on a Monday night. Well, maybe not drunk, but pretty well buzzed.
Bedtime.

P.S. Don't be concerned. It's not something to be proud of, but I perfected the art of driving under the influence when I waitressed at the strip club. I came home buzzed everynight.
I never drive if I'm out and out wasted.
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fdnymedic:
i dont know how many times i woke up home with my car parked outside. and not remembering getting home....

bitchboi:
I had that same problem in the past.. I always drove drunk... 5 nights a week. Now that I've been living in Chicago I take a cab to the bars or have somebody else drive.