pharaoh

"I lived in the country and there weren't many women and though you're still a kid inside you feel a man's feeling and there was no way to . . . release this feeling. So the idea, not mine, but a real intelligent friend of mine's, of relieving ourselves with . . . we made love with . . . how do I say this. With pumpkins. Warm, soft, damp, with seeds inside, so round."