phantasmagorist

Best popular pop song of all time: "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5

Best not-popular pop song of all time: "Sleep the Clock Around" by Belle and Sebastian

HOPEFULLY THIS HAS BEEN HELPFUL TO YOU, YOUNG FOLKS

I just got a Mac Mini and 17-inch monitor to replace my stone-age G3 iMac. It is so awesome.

I'm using Safari right now and the site looks pretty sweet.

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"If anyone says I'm drunk, they're a liar" is grammatically correct English, and I will LIGHT YOUR ASS UP WITH DEVIL FIRE if you speak against me, boy.

"Phantasmagorist"? Man, what was I thinking.

The best name for a band ever would be "Gandalf Has a Boner."

You can use that, if you want. If you have a band.

REVIEWS OF DIFFERENT KIND STUFFED OLIVES

Garlic-stuffed olives: Garlic flavor pretty much drowned out by olive brine. Lame.

Cocktail onion-stuffed olives: Again, onion flavor drowned out, but onions add firm, slightly crunchy texture. Awesome.

Jalapeo-stuffed olives: Flavor still drowned out, but heat is not, so it's like a spicy olive. Medium awesome.

STILL TO BE TRIED: Orange peel-stuffed olives. Not exactly tantalizing, but maybe they'll...
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Noted for posterity: "I Looked All Over Town" by the Magnetic Fields is the SADDEST SONG EVER.

I updated to post a new less creepy picture of me. I'm wholesome and all-American. LOVE ME DAMMIT.

Or, if you can't love me for my looks, you could try loving me for my new SG fan art:

http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Fan+Art/photos/2016/

Man, I haven't used this thing in months. BUT -- I just did a watercolor sketch of Rosemarie, and decided to put it in my Pics. So if you happen to see this -- look at my pics!


P.S. It's been so long that I actually added this entry as I comment on my previous entry, 'cause I forgot how it all worked. D'oh.

Excerpt from a work e-mail:

"Hi! Do you familiar baby food?"

Don't ask, it's better that way.

I got stood up yesterday. Man, that made me angry.

I don't want to go into detail or anything, I just wanted to say that.