again i managed to drink large quantities of alcohol. again i managed to have loud and outrageous amounts of fun. for the first time in a long while i managed to give rides home to not just one, but two very attractive young girls. again i managed to keep my hands to myself. what the hell?! chemical imbalance? too close to power lines? paint chips? what to blame? could it be faithfulness? oh hell!
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Step 1:
Stock your glove compartment with rubber gloves, condoms, dental dams, lubricant (avoid WD-40), and those little ketchup packets.
Step 2:
Dude. You work with, hang out with, and live with STRIPPERS. Figure it the fuck out.