friends are cool. would realy like to have a few more. any takers?
illmaticdove:
So did you meet the girl in the trunk?
pflanagan:
yes, yes i did.
this is what the new year feels like huh? can't shake the feeling it could feel better then this.
just got out of jail. found out just how much everything sucks. hope everyone else is haveing a good time of it.
poem:
Nah, I'm fine. SG is just being picky lately 
anyone ever see the snl skit with chris farley about hibernol. the long term counterpart to nyquil. knocks you out for the entire season. wouldn't that be swell?
everything goes wrong at the same time that everything goes right. why is that?
when will someone come along that will just tell me how to order my life and then proceed to speed up time to get me to the point where things make sense? i know that ghandi said something to the effect of be the change that you want to see in the world, but thats not workin for me. at least not as fast as...
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so you feel you should be faithful to a woman. dateing, seeing, or otherwise. this woman tells you that monogamy is for suckers. do you smile, or begin to deepen the worry lines on your forehead?
gwotrawk:
That is the hottest photo of you I've ever seen.
And man, if yo' lady says that having a harem is the way to go, claim that you're a morman and fucking go for it!
And man, if yo' lady says that having a harem is the way to go, claim that you're a morman and fucking go for it!
again i managed to drink large quantities of alcohol. again i managed to have loud and outrageous amounts of fun. for the first time in a long while i managed to give rides home to not just one, but two very attractive young girls. again i managed to keep my hands to myself. what the hell?! chemical imbalance? too close to power lines? paint chips?...
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gwotrawk:
Monogamy is for suckers.
Step 1:
Stock your glove compartment with rubber gloves, condoms, dental dams, lubricant (avoid WD-40), and those little ketchup packets.
Step 2:
Dude. You work with, hang out with, and live with STRIPPERS. Figure it the fuck out.
Step 1:
Stock your glove compartment with rubber gloves, condoms, dental dams, lubricant (avoid WD-40), and those little ketchup packets.
Step 2:
Dude. You work with, hang out with, and live with STRIPPERS. Figure it the fuck out.
As much as I would have liked to be a genetically engineered super baby (in very captain america fashion), i was not. To compensate for my faults, I try to shield myself behind a screen of hot people. my friends Berlyn and Natasha are the corner stones. they take the attention away from me.