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I met the adorable Bulletproof_Girl at her .. porno shop. Which acts, surprisinlgy, as a great conversation starter.

Well, that and I guess it's easy to get the "gettin' to know ya" BS out of the way when you've already seen nakey pictures of her.



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bullet_mckenzie:
yeah!! thanks for going... that was fun, i didnt get in trouble, but next time we are goin out some where or so... on my day off...

petrol_bismol:
It was fun, but meeting someone at their work is never a great idea. I thought it might be slower, but apparently every frustrated pervert with a bunched up crotch in their jeans just HAD to jack off at that very moment and I seemed to be in the way.

Oh well. Next time.

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This http://nypress.com/18/16/news&columns/taibbi.cfm is how you write criticism.

bullet_mckenzie:
nope, we were stuck in traffic on barnett ave and pacific highway, i mean complete stop where we packed a bowl, smoked and took pics... hehe... i work tonight... you should hit me up at work. 3610 barnett ave adult superstore.... what do you say?

had to add the i work from 5:30-2am..

alright what do you say?

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my roommates all went out of town this weekend. And, --like they
set off a bat-signal at the airport-- a bunch of our out-of-town
friends decided to come down. "Hey, since Kip and Renee are out of
town, we thought we'd crash in their room and walk down to the beach
and stuff." Super, I guess LA doesn't have beaches? Anyway, I ended up
with...
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So, all the roommates are out of town this weekend. Which means I have a gigantic apartment to myself.

I took a nap until about 8pm (riveting stuff, huh?) so now I'm wide-freakin'-awake, blasting Kasabian from my laptop and dancing around the front room.

I suppose I should write, instead of completely fucking this energy off.

threestares:
so how was the rest of grade 11 for you? it sounds as though the summer was good.
petrol_bismol:
Not worth mentioning, really.

That story might be a little part of a book I've been asked to write about my life.

I have story ideas, but haven't written them down.

Today, I need to get my column written and out the door.

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Latest is out online. You'll have to wait 'til tomorrow to get it in print.

http://www.sdreader.com/published/current/remote.html


threestares:
what hill are you a billy from?
petrol_bismol:
I'm from Sonora California, but live in San Diego.

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Walking around with friends, we stopped in at a furniture store.

Friend one: Wow.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Friend two: Very nice stuff.
Me: Yeah. Look at the price.
Friend one: I know. Everything's so CHEAP!
Me: Cheap?
Friends 1 and 2: Well, look at this. For a one-off piece of furniture, 2500 bucks is cheap.
Me:
Friends: Don't you think?
Me: That's a coffee...
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I've got a shitload of work to do.

Weekly column (not due until Sunday)
Short essay on my first day at school (200 bucks is 200 bucks)
Next cover story
And
I should be writing my book

What am I doing?

Fucking around on the internet, and preparing for my birthday Vegas bash by reading The Best Blackjack Book Ever, and making phone calls to...
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He gets to pick his own name? He chose, "Pope Benedict XVI.

I woulda went with something totally different. I'd rename the college of Cardinals too.

So it would be. The Right Rockin' Pope Petrol Bismol of the Gasoline
Coffin Jockeys and his band The Kidtouchers.