Back from Vegas and I feel like one of the "World Famous Fried Twinkies" that are peddled on Fremont St.
I didn't blow a bunch of money on gambling. I did blow a bunch of money on an upscale stripclub my friends took me to. What are you gonna do? You only turn 29 once.
Still looking for my next cover story for the Reader.... Read More
My uncle gus is sick. Don't know if he'll make it. He's had throat cancer for some time now, but went in to remission. My dad says his body is just shutting down.
Gus is a throwback. He has stories of shotgunning meth in a helicopter over Viet Nam. He's smoked and drank every day of his life since he was about 12 and it's... Read More
Me: Could've been Moses, or Abraham. Can't really tell, all the bearded men from the bible probably resemble each other. Especially since he looks European --not at all Middle-Eastern-- and he was wearing a Zebraskin robe.