Motherfucker!!!!!! I can't find my favorite toy.
How in the world could I loose this thing? It's like loosing Mecca. One just doesn't misplace it. I have scoured the ENTIRE house, attic included. No go. No buzz. No zing.
Albiet, it has been a while since I used it... but this is what happens when boyfriend comes upon the scene. I feel like God is punishing me for abandoning my sex toys. I've been a bad, baaaaad girl.
Arrrghhhh!!!!! I'm a SOOOOO annoyed. WTF has happened to all my vibrators?!! I'm down to one crappy generic something-or-another and the Rabbit. Sara Jessica Parker aside, the Rabbit just isn't as good as the iVibe.
I've been thinking of going Hitachi. But you know what they say - once you go Hitachi, there's no going back. I don't want to um...well... set the standard too high. I'm afraid. Me. Afraid. Of a sex toy.
Now I have to buy a new iVibe and those biatches are expensive!
How in the world could I loose this thing? It's like loosing Mecca. One just doesn't misplace it. I have scoured the ENTIRE house, attic included. No go. No buzz. No zing.
Albiet, it has been a while since I used it... but this is what happens when boyfriend comes upon the scene. I feel like God is punishing me for abandoning my sex toys. I've been a bad, baaaaad girl.
Arrrghhhh!!!!! I'm a SOOOOO annoyed. WTF has happened to all my vibrators?!! I'm down to one crappy generic something-or-another and the Rabbit. Sara Jessica Parker aside, the Rabbit just isn't as good as the iVibe.
I've been thinking of going Hitachi. But you know what they say - once you go Hitachi, there's no going back. I don't want to um...well... set the standard too high. I'm afraid. Me. Afraid. Of a sex toy.
Now I have to buy a new iVibe and those biatches are expensive!
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dr_pwnage:
GET THAT HITACHI WOMAN!!!
helvispresley:
it's in the couch!