BREAKING NEWS - Letter carrier wants U.S. Postal Service to add kilts to uniform
SEATTLE - A 6-foot-tall, 250-pound letter carrier is campaigning for the right to take off his pants. Dean Peterson wants the U.S. Postal Service to add kilts as a uniform option for men. The idea was soundly defeated in July at a convention of his union, the 220,000-member National Letter Carriers' Association, so Peterson knows convincing management will be an uphill struggle, but at least he'll be comfortable in his kilt, or Male Unbifurcated Garment. The union's executive committee recommended disapproval, saying there was not enough demand for kilts to be worth the bother of the resolution, and delegates agreed by a large margin. But Peterson said there are plenty of approved uniform items that very few mail carriers wear, including a cardigan sweater, vest and pith helmet. He said many convention delegates did express support after his resolution was voted down.
Uh. Seriously? A pith helment? I would love to know how that got on the approved list of USPS uniform options. I want my friendly mail carrier to wear a kilt AND a pith helmet. This is Killadelphia after all. It would probably come in very handy.
SEATTLE - A 6-foot-tall, 250-pound letter carrier is campaigning for the right to take off his pants. Dean Peterson wants the U.S. Postal Service to add kilts as a uniform option for men. The idea was soundly defeated in July at a convention of his union, the 220,000-member National Letter Carriers' Association, so Peterson knows convincing management will be an uphill struggle, but at least he'll be comfortable in his kilt, or Male Unbifurcated Garment. The union's executive committee recommended disapproval, saying there was not enough demand for kilts to be worth the bother of the resolution, and delegates agreed by a large margin. But Peterson said there are plenty of approved uniform items that very few mail carriers wear, including a cardigan sweater, vest and pith helmet. He said many convention delegates did express support after his resolution was voted down.
Uh. Seriously? A pith helment? I would love to know how that got on the approved list of USPS uniform options. I want my friendly mail carrier to wear a kilt AND a pith helmet. This is Killadelphia after all. It would probably come in very handy.
corinthia:
Hey, I went to the Hellcat girls show at the North Star Bar, but didn't wind up meeting you, who posted the event. I was hanging out with Tricia and her boy, sitting at a table near the front.
dr_pwnage:
Pith helmets are all the rage in Miami amongst the Postal Carriers!