What a bummer. According to a report I just heard on NPR, mini cars (Mini Cooper, Yaris, Fit, etc.) are twice as likely to result in fatalities in an accident. Scratch the gunmetal silver with black racing stripe Mini Cooper off my wishlist. 
I'd like a Sherman tank instead, preferably with fully operational gun turret. My current car, the wonderful Toyota Corolla (which I love dearly), is one of the most highly prized vehicles by car thieves and parts scalpers. Awesome. I want a Deathmobile and I'm driving a Thief Magnet. I have stellar taste in vehicles. There's just no winning. 
Is it Christmas yet?
I'd like a Sherman tank instead, preferably with fully operational gun turret. My current car, the wonderful Toyota Corolla (which I love dearly), is one of the most highly prized vehicles by car thieves and parts scalpers. Awesome. I want a Deathmobile and I'm driving a Thief Magnet. I have stellar taste in vehicles. There's just no winning.
Is it Christmas yet?
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dr_pwnage:
Ah, they will put anything on the news these days. It won't matter what you are driving if you get hit with a cement truck.
gadget:
I drive a Fit. I did re end someone in it. I'm still alive. It was only a tap though really.