I came up with a title for my future memoirs - "I Want To Be a Blind and Happy Sheep."
Sign me up for the white picket fence and the 2.5 kids. I'm tired of being an individual. I'm tired of trying to forge my own way. I'm tired of fighting.
I've reheated the same cup of coffee five times now. I've been nursing it since 9am. I have a coffee commitment problem. I'm tired of fighting the coffee.
Why is it that my cat waits until I'm walking with an overly-full, steaming hot bowl of soup in my hands to run between my legs and attack my feet. I must already look like a tasty sheep to him. I'm tired of fighting my cat.
Sign me up for the white picket fence and the 2.5 kids. I'm tired of being an individual. I'm tired of trying to forge my own way. I'm tired of fighting.
I've reheated the same cup of coffee five times now. I've been nursing it since 9am. I have a coffee commitment problem. I'm tired of fighting the coffee.
Why is it that my cat waits until I'm walking with an overly-full, steaming hot bowl of soup in my hands to run between my legs and attack my feet. I must already look like a tasty sheep to him. I'm tired of fighting my cat.
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Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?